Ibrahim Afellay. - among other things.

(Left: oh right yeah, they speak english! ...and pique is in new NIKEiD tiempo shoes)


So Ibi is training with the squad.
I think I do like him, but am not sure where his place will be. Hopefully he won't be one of those new signings glued to the bench (Adriano), and adding to the already burdening debt of FC Barcelona, which is now said to be 15M Euros, having reduced from 22M because of the new Qatar Foundation sponsors.

Having said that I think, (and if im wrong then, whoops, egg on my face), ibi will play into the roles of a combination of Andreas Iniesta and Xavi, and permanently benching keita. or not. Guardiola likes Keita, no matter how much he lacks shine when he's compared to Xavi. In that case, Afellay will get a lot less game time, because Iniesta barely needs to be substituted. And that would be a shame because he's such a star back at PSV, being captain and all, and at Barcelona he'll be like Mascherano, who's captain at the Argentina national team, and Sergio Busquets substitute at Barca.

Also intresting was the game between Cataluyna and Honduras. In that game, Bojan Krkic scored two goals and made two assists, and the final score was 4 - 0. which means Bojan contributed to every goal, and that maybe Guardiola should take the hint that he's actually leaving a very talented son of a bitch on the bench every weekend. I understand that Bojan has also just signed a new contract until 2015, hopefully he doesn't spend his youth benched in the shadows of David Villa or Leo Messi.

Speaking of Leo Messi, where is he? apparently Guardiola gave him special permission to stay on holiday until the 1st or 2nd of January. I swear to God if he's getting married and his marriage affects his footballing abilities then I will kill someone. Hopefully he'll be back for the fixture against Levente on January 2nd/3rd, because there is a dispute between the Footballing Federation and the players, who claim that the 2nd of Jan is still a holiday for them.

So we'll see on the 2nd/3rd of Jan how Barcelona will hold up against Levente without Puyol or Messi.

Barcelona Real Sociedad - LATE

so in the middle of my christmas break i've decided i really want to watch the match against sociedad that i'd missed earlier this month. again, i already know the score, and will be pretty brief with this one because it's on dvr and i can fast forward if i want to.


After a few early attempts there is a foul on victor valdes. it was a close call though... don't think sociedad would've scored from that anyway.
You know xabi alonso spent his youth and early years in sociedad, i can't help but feel some respect for the club who groomed such a man.
oof! Iniesta is in new nike ctr360s! i like them.

Mascherano is booked 7 minutes in. yes, it was a very late tackle, it was a good call.

VILLA GOAL! it looked like an easy goal, great timing from Pedro's assist, and great finish. This is 9 minutes in.

Ah damn, pedro's shot goes over the crossbar after Alves' cross. so close!

Commentator is making fun of Messi! "David Villa's cross is overshot, little Leo Messi was his target man at the side of the goal, not a large target man of course" - cruel. whatever he lacks in physical form he makes up for in talent. hugely.

Dani Alves weaving through the sociedad defence. There's just way too many of them in there, he does make a typical Barcelona run.
And there was a pass so badly aimed at that it resembled something I would have done on PES.

The camera man is so obviously trying to gesture the commentator to talk about Barcelona's last apparence in the shirt with the World Champions badge. He's just not taking the hint. So I'll say it. Because of the Club World Cup final taking place after this game, new World Champions will be named, who we now know to be Inter Milan. (also showing how important the Champions League semi-final between Barcelona and Inter Milan was, considering that they won the Champion's League and qualified for the club world cup, and potentially if Barcelona had held their early lead during that game they could've gone on to do all that)

What an effort wasted from Sociedad. A ball from his own half saw a run 50 yards on and no good finish. -wait, why am i writing so strangely obsurely?

And then what a fucking mess this is. 5 shots were taken time after time. Messi's original shot, and then these shots followed: Xavi, Messi again, Villa, and then Dani Alves is offside. 5 shots in a row, and 5 misses in a row. ANGRY FACE! >:(

GOAL! INIESTA! In a one-two with Pedrito he's scored in the corner of the goal left empty by the keeper.

And then came the series of fumbles. David Villa takes a shot at the keeper, who manages to block it but not hold on to it, and it wobbled back to David Villa, who shoots it straight at the keeper again. why though? the keeper was about 5 yards from the goal! the GOAL WAS EMPTY.
ANGRY FACE AGAIN! >:(

Sociedad takes a shot and is deflected far away from the goal. for some strange reason though Victor Valdes is on the floor. BUT NO ONE TOUCHED HIM? no ball was near him. Im really confused.
and then nothing happens for 5 minutes. I know this because im reading the commentry.

Second half!
LEO MESSI CUT YOUR HAIR PLEASE. POR FAVOR.
if after the christmas break Messi cuts his hair short i will be a happy child.

MESSI GOAL! perhaps i shouldn't be talking about hair when messi scores 2 minutes into the half. so there was 3 one-twos between Alves and Messi, beating 6 Sociedad players in defence. I do like team effort goals, i do also like their relationship on pitch.

Busquets is on for Mascherano.
WHERE IS BOJAN.
i hate it when they swap sides after half time.

fuck, busquets is diving again. i mean, yes it was a late challenge. but he needed have gone down. it annoys me just a bit when he does that. okay, some 5 minutes after he's "taken down" again. fucking hell. show some respect. 2 minutes later something is up and the medical staff are poking at his eye. think he's contacts are giving him trouble.

61 minutes in - Bojan is on for Pedro! did i just fast forward to this? maybe....

Iniesta is taken down in the box! no one ever gives penalties to Barca! not even a spot kick. but seriously, in 4 months, there has only been ONE penalty given to us, which Leo Messi took.

Xavi is off for Keita. Well, now that Ibi Afellay has signed for Barca, either he's going to be a bit of a waste of a signing or Keita will be permanently benched, or iniesta will have some rest time. But i will comment more on afellay later.

Fuck Messi's shot goes off the post. You know you can really see the power put into a shot when it's rebounding off the post.

LEO MESSI GOAAAALLLL! WHAT! that was amazing! he just runs around 5 defenders who just don't know what to do with him! Bojan passes to him, and he out runs 5 defenders who were IN FRONT of him. so lets put this on a linear view. If this was a race, of the 10 yards he just ran, the 5 defenders would've been paced one after another each about a yard a head of each other, and they all start running. Messi, at the start of the 10 yards would beat all of them.

BOJAN GOAL! YES! right that was amazing too! going to rewind it.... so he's running down top speed to the goal, takes a shot, it's saved and rebounded back to him, and then he just fires it to the back of the net. what a goal. Messi is the first one he hugs. obviously.

I was really impressed by how chilled Eric Abidal is all the time. it seems like nothing could actually annoy him. Probably just really experienced.
where was gerard pique? Alves was in the backling with puyol, maxwell and abidal. which also works, apparently.

and that's all. i need to go watch the arsenal v chelsea game now.

Barca - Espanyol - derby

1. Kick off! 14 seconds in and espanyol is already closing in the goal area, valdes is forced to make a save!

2. I think it's safe to say that I was quite worried about this game this week, because firstly, this is a derby, it does tend to get violent, and secondly, espanyol is in very good form.

3. AH CRAP! in a barca corner, busquets almost scores with a back flip-y thing. don't know what it's called. will look it up later. the ball was inches away from the net.

4. I just realised that im watching this with chinese commentry. ah.. much better.

5. Shit, Espanyol's cross in was offside, it was too close for comfort.

6. Messi's shot is over the bar. Alves should probably have scored it himself. Sometimes Barca players need to stop being so nice and selfless.

7. Busquests is cheating like there's no tomorrow. Typical. Maybe in addition to counting David Villa's offsides every week I'll also count Busquest's dives and fouls. Actually then i'd probably lose track by half time.

8. GOAL! PEDRO! Referee missed an espanyol injury. I hope he doesn't take the goal away. He's been down from Puyol's challenge, which looks like no foul. The referee is probably in trouble for this though, he should've stopped play.

9. Valdes is making saves miles away from the box. slightly worried about the giant gaping hole which is the goal left empty.

10. Busquets gets carded. What did i say earlier about him cheating... But in his defence some of the espanyol players need to man up a bit.

David Villa offside No. 1.

11. Messi is fouled. Leo Messi get a haircut, please.

12. fucking hell, this ref is a bit shit. Villa's shot very obviously deflected off an espanyol player. No corner is given. I say obviously because h

13. What now? XAVI (who has had a haircut) GOAL! Espanyol is firing up again. The goal is given nonetheless. 2 - 0.

14. The commentator just said "you can't take your eyes off this game at the moment" - He's actually right, I've been itching to get a drink since 10 minutes in.

15. Espanyol shot on target! wicked save from Valdes. Valdes pats him on the head. I love La Liga. Let's see the corner. It's not good.

16. Some weird shit going on here. A metre away from the goal Barca's defence seems to have managed to save a goal without the use of their goal keeper, but made a messy job of it. I don't see why they didn't just give it to Valdes though.

17. I'd like to see Barca come away tonight with a clean sheet. Because that add Espanyol on the list of sides which they have not conceded against. Messi's magic seems a bit run down today...

-------------- HALF TIME ---------------

18. Alves it putting up a fight with every decision of the ref. typical dani alves. I am now having a sinking feeling that Leo Messi won't score tonight.

19. Oh fucking hell. Seriously, needed to be a bit more selfish. Pedro should have scored instead of passing to Messi, instead it gets intercepted. When the season finishes and it comes down to goal difference Pedro will be looking at this again.

20. Pique picks up a yellow card. For once he walks away without putting up too much of a fight. Free kick intercepted by Leo Messi. Messi can defend, apparently.

21. Oh... Valdes Saves! Luis Garcia's shot is on target from a freekick from a foul from Pedro.

22. I really hope Messi scores or something dramatic happens before my cold medicine sets in and i get too dopey to care. But Espanyol is a good side and maybe i'm asking too much of him.

23. PEDRO SCORE! to give credit to Leo Messi's Jedi run. That goal should've been Messi's. The reason why i look at his goals as great importance is because i secretly favor him over pedro. and secondly because i really don't want cristiano ronaldo to win the pichichi.

24. OSVALDO SCORES! oh right, there's no clean sheet for Barca then. well, that's the first conceded goal in a very long time for Valdes. it's still 3 - 1 though, see if any more goals come in.

25 Shit, Leo Messi is down. What happend here? Ah, well, he's back on his feet now. All is cool. But what's this? Busquets is down... Referee gives a drop ball because Osvaldo was taken down earlier.

26. The fans are really taking against a stand against Dani Alves. Whenever he has the ball they just boo him. I am feeling sorry for him. It's not his fualt the referee didn't call a stop before the first goal.

27. Barcelona is forced to go into defensive play now. Espanyol looking a stronger side for the last 20 minutes.... worrying.

28. SHIT, pique's shot goes way way way way off. He really should've scored it. He's annoyed. I'm annoyed.

29. DAVID VILLA GOAL! Leo Messi's great assist and david villa finishes beautifully. 4 - 1.

30. Mascherano is on for Busquets. I reckon Guardiola should've done that some 20 minutes ago.

David Villa Offside No. 2.

31. DAVID VILLA BRACE! Here it comes again, typical Villa goal, it looks so easy but it's actually down to his rediculously well timed shots.

32. I'm somewhat worried that Leo Messi is falling into a playmaker role and will score less individual efforts. Bojan is on for Villa, again, Guardiola should've done it earlier.

FULL TIME. 5 - 1. good derby, good game. a bit annoyed about the conceded goal, and that Leo Messi didn't score, but all in all it was worth getting up at 2.30, freaking out and thinking it was 5 because my clock was set to another timezone, and thinking that i'd missed the game.

and yes, i realise that i'd missed out the Barca - Real Sociedad game, maybe one day i'll catch up on that one.

LATE GAME. Barcelona Osasuna

Am annoyed right now because the Spanish Football Federation messed with the timings and took back the approval for barcelona to postpone the match til tomorrow. and so they'd just made a crazy trip and went to zaragoza by train and off to a 200 km bus ride to pampola. insanity. so now they're here 49 minutes late. I hope no one gets motion sickness.

Barcelona has new away shorts! shame, i liked the blue ones...
am worried because osasuna has been unbeaten at home and they're looking like the better team a few minutes into the game.
ahaaa.. villa trips and misses his chance.
dude, i've seen this ref many time before...
oho shit so close villa is to scoring once again...
the icy pitch is not helping.
shit, osasuna is really doing well. barca can't hold posession in their own half.
pique has given away a free kick with a foul from a corner...
what! ref says no foul when messi is taken down.
and now osasuna is freaking out because they're asking for a penalty. i think he was diving.
i guess the fouls cancel each other out.
woho shit valdes accidently chucks the ball to the wrong person. lucky he redeems himself by saving it.
david villa offside No. 1.
the osasuna shit looks like a thermal undershit that people wear to ski.
pedro GOAAAL!!!! finally! 1 - 0. leo messi assist (i love leo messi). jedi run from him. and great timing from pedro. i hope messi scores tonight.
messi's shot hits the post. dammit.
pique just came in from the right of my screen. he looks giant.
TV dimentions are annoying because sometimes you think you're seeing the ball go left but it's actually going right.
camera zooms into the ref's finger... camera man, are you bored or something?
i'm annoyed at how all messi's shots are blocked or hitting the post.
icy slippery pitch is not helping anyone.
whoops i fell asleep at half time. it is 5 am anyway. and no goals have been scored since the first. it's now 52 minutes in.
Leo messi is less Jedi tonight...
Villa' shot is wide. annoyance.
Osasuna need to stop diving.
Guardiola is looking more mellow than usual. i wonder what's up.
it would certainly be awesome if leo messi could score a goal tonight.
oh right, just as i said that MESSI SCORES A GOAL! JEDDIIII. that was one crazy break there. insane speed. i feel a bit jedi for saying that at the right moment.
oho shit what a jedi run with no goal for messi. what a shame. it's one of those runs which we see in his goal against getafe
what a shame he doesn't score.
a bit of a fight type thing here, nothing like barca madrid one though. they reckon busquests has dived. but they weren't going for the ball either. so a yellow for each was a good decision.
dude what the fuck the linesmen is saying the ball's gone out when it hasn't.
dammit! villa SO close! AND onside!
Villa offside no.2. i may have missed one cosidering that i fell asleep.
looks like the camera man is playing with his extreme zoom again.
Villa's shot is saved.
Keita is on for Xavi. Mascherano is yet to see a game since a few games ago.
PENALTY! on messi! come on leo messi, COME ON. barca's first penalty all season OHO! YES. 3 - 0. and it looked. SO. EASY. okay i was so nervous just then that my legs just cramped up.
Villa's shot is blocked by ricardo agian.
substitutions to waste time, bojan on for villa and jeffern for pedro.
bojan's shot is wide! it was close though, would've been amazing.
FULL TIME 3- 0.
we see puyol taking his shirt off. he is, still, ripped, to the max.
so this game means barca will keep the lead on la liga no matter how real madrid plays tonight. and there were NO yellow cards!? strange.
i realise i haven't mentioned iniesta at all this game. he was amazing as usual and his hair is starting to grow into a faux hawk, but it's in its very early stages.

EL CLASICO!!!!!

okay so my annoying friend ruined the game for me.
but it's the BIGGEST GAME OMG!
either way, ruined or not i heard it was the best clasico in a while and am SO excited to watch it.
KICK OFF!
14s in and ronaldo has already dived!
a few oppertunities with the ball in the area but no real attempt yet.
Hand ball from Pedro.
The camp nou is in chants: "boti boti boti madridista qui no boti" consequently my favourite chant from us.
Valdes witha good save blocking a cross from ronaldo.
He is taken down by pique who has run into his head.
Pinto warming up in case anything happens to Valdes.
oh my god WHAT! messi with an amazing run. people are argueing that it went out.
The corner is taken and messi's shot hits the post!
Madrid has some really annoying defence tatics. they just keep kicking it out of play.
Ronaldo with some crazy as skill on the ball. he looks like a puppet or something. could be a new dance move.
XAVI GOAL!!! OMG WHAT I DIDN"T SEE IT! REWINDING.... whoops over did it...
OMG FUCK THAT"S A BEAUTIFUL GOAL! the ball flips on from iniesta and xavi plays it past with crazy control! 10 minutes in and we're in the lead!
Di Maria going for goal! saved by victor valdes. good save!
Ozil takes the corner... he hasn't really made an impression this game until now... Ramos with a failed header...
Benzema is blocked bu Valdes and Abidal! it's out for a madrid corner.. another failed header from ramos!
I love that barca are just passing around to mind madrid up... OMG PEDRO! GOALLLLLL!
2 - 0 ! 17 minutes in! I think they just caught madrid off guard. WHAT A GREAT CROSS FROM VILLA AND GREAT FINISH FROM PEDRO. ramos and casillas were caught off guard.
Villa with one of his many offsides...
Xabi Alonso takes a free kick... ginger beard in the close up... Benzema with a failed cross.
Ramos is freaking out. He's talking to the ref, asking for a free kick.
Guardiola is shouting again... "yes we're winning 2 - 0, but i can never be satisfied!".... I love guardiola.
Barca just won 4 consecutive headers. amazing.
Ahhhh Pedro bailed on his one on one with Casillas with a chance of a shot.... i guess he got intimidated.
I hope the rain gets hard enough for us to see ronaldo's hair flop...
HAHAHHAA THEY JUST DID A SPLIT SCREEN OF THE COACHES ON THE SECOND GOAL.
dude fuck some fight is getting on...
Valdes has left his box, pique is fired up. OHHHH
ronaldo pushed guardiola on the chest. but it was disrespect. i think i would freak out if i was there... the man is looking like he's done nothing wrong. he's just smiling. Valdes is carded for taking the 50 yard run to shout at ronaldo, and ronaldo is also carded. What's strange is that pique is the one trying to calm them down, yet he's normally the one that causes trouble.
Villa is carded for pushing Khedira. Ronaldo with a free kick some 30 yards out. the barca fans are going crazy. He goes for goal! the shot is wide!
Pepe is carded for lashing across Messi's neck with his hand...
Villa is offside... the second time on my count. Xabi with am amazing pass... but the ball is cleared by puyol. Corner is blocked.
Ronaldo is blocked by Valdes. He asked for a penalty... a goal kick is given... ownage.
What a Jedi run from Messi, but the shot is wide. his hair is getting to an annoying length now.
Messi is taken down... no foul.
Di Maria and Busquest both diving... ronaldo takes a shot from distance... Easy save for Valdes.
MESSI IS ELBOWED IN THE FACE BY CARVALIO! OH WAIT NO. MESSI HAS DIVED. WHAT!. well, actually he just exaggerated a bit... he was just swept in the face... messi is booked.
...oh the commentator is so confusing....
-------HALF TIME------- 2 - 0 to Barca.... couldn't have asked for more...
It's been a violent and intresting half. What a great game so far...
i'm laughing now because the stats say barca had 61% of the posession in the first half...
The Channel switched back to the pitch to early... they're just playing a compliation of the fails and coaches' reactions... waste of advertising time...
Marcelo's cross is stopped by Valdes.
UH MESSI HOLDS ON THE THE BALL WHEN VILLA WAS COMPLETELY FREE. WHY MESSI. WHY!
Xabi alonso is booked. that's two late challenges in 2 minutes.
damn, xavi was challenged by khedira... could've been a second goal for him. it was close...
It seems madrid has stepped up a bit since half time... finally finding their usual form...
VILLA GOAL No. 3!!!! what a goal! messi in assist! Alonso is so annoyed! i love alonso, and as much as i hate to see him frustrated i am delighted that Villa has scored his first clasico goal!
OMG FUCKING GOD VILLA SCORES AGAIN! 4 - 0 WHAT IS THIS AMAZING NIGHT! VILLA!!!!!!! That was about 2 minutes after his first! AMAZINGG! and his play against his spanish captain was such an amazing one... can't believe i ever doubted this man...
the commentator is saying that "if ronaldo had any fans before this game, the might have lost them all... " do they exist? catalan ronaldo fans? such a creature is hard to imagine.
OHO almost a goal from behind the half way line. sergio busquets' shot just over the crossbar. not a bad effort considering the distance.
Messi with a few other Jedi runs.
Carvalio is booked for deliberate handball.
i'm still waiting for the violence that i was told of.
Villa is taken down by serigo ramos! Ramos is booked. he just kicks him in the back of the knee!
Khedira is booked for a late challenge! HAHA Real Madrid have 9 yellow cards!
Villa is off for Bojan! what a great night Villa has had...
Bojan's first touch is at crazy speed but he lose his balance and his second shot is straight at casillas!
HAHA Ronaldo trying to call for a corner when it's actually a goal kick... the fans are all giving him the finger! I love this! Spanish football at its best.
Casillas looks like he's about to cry. I feel sorry for him, he's such an amazing keeper and it's not his fault.
Pedro is brought down. for some strange reason xavi is doing the medical on him. where is the physio team... fail...
Puyol is injured... something up with his ankle.
Keita is on for Xavi. Pedro for Jeffern. Oh i don't like Jeffern.
HAHA as soon as ronaldo gets near the stands all the boos roar up. amazing.
Jeffern GOAL! 5 - 0 from a cross from Bojan! doesn't change my views about him. But it was STILL an amazing goal.
alright a fight is comming up. ramos red carded for a foul on messi. omg it finally happend. was waiting all game for this. Casillas the captain tries to settle things. Messi is injured. Let's lookn at the replay. He first kicks Leo Messi, then pushes Puyol in the face, that Xavi comes down from the stands and he ramos pushes him as well. what a riot. that's what i was waiting for. Casillas is shouting at Pique. It's hard to believe they're a team in the national team. they seem to HATE each other! i'm sure it all stays on the pitch though. I can't wait to see what the real madrid website has to say about this. they normally have some cocky slogan after each game.
What a great game and amazing night it has been. and as they walk off the pitch it becomes apparent that messi is incredibly short. Shame he didn't score tonight. He's had a great game. Hope the injury isn't long lasting.

Gah, amazing victory. Barca is also at the top of the league now. what a game! and what a riot it was as well. AND WHAT A MIDDLE FINGER THIS HAS BEEN TO REAL MADRID. YEAH. IN YOUR FACE.
Well, that's it for now. It's been amazing football all the way.

Barcelona Panathinaikos - lazy post

So basically i didn't have time to watch the game because i have a massive amount of work to do.
and i just watched the highlights.
But the good news is i learnt how to pronounce panathinaikos.

Pedro's first goal was excellent. Great corner delivery, great assist from Alves, and great timing. I would say almost perfect.

What's weird is that all the players on the subs bench with the exception of sergio busquets have white studs.

The second goal by Leo messi is also quite impressive. Adriano with a perfect assist. I'm glad that he was given a change to play, he's not normally seeing as much game time as he perhaps should.

Alexandros Tzorvas and Leo messi have a back and forth, in the sense that they'd played each other 3 times in the last few months. Once in the world cup with argentina v greece, where messi capatained, and twice with these two champion league matches. I don't imagine Tzorvas is a huge fan of messi, considering that messi had scored against him 3 times. It must suck to have to be a goal keeper against Leo Messi.

Adriano's shot is saved. What a shame, he is still to have his first goal with FC Barcelona. He's had a great performance in this game though.

Pedro again with another goal! These goals are so typically barca. Outworldly passing with excellent timing leading to beautiful goals. I have no idea why Pedro is rated as a one star player in PES 2010.

And that's all the goals.

So with this win Barcelona has advanced into the next round of the champions league at the top of their group with one game remaining in the group stage. I believe this means their next game is going to be incredibly chilled.
Let's hope they never meet real madrid or inter milan, until they absolutely have to.

el clasico next monday! hopefully i will either be watching it live or have it recorded.

Almeria Barcelona - hahaha.

So i forgot that my google homepage had football scores on it and accidently saw it before watching my recorded game.
and therefore i KNOW that real madrid is still ahead of barca before the match against the two. which is rather annoying to me.

1. Loving the turquoise away kit! We'd seen it a few times this season before, maybe i should get one for myself.... it's my favourite out of the three. Mint Chocolate Chip coloured.

2. Fontas is in for Pique because apparently he picked up a minor injury against portugal with spain earlier this week, and he's a card away from a match ban, with el clasico around the corner.

3. David Villa's shot is just half a meter wide! this is 2 minutes into the game.

4. Valdes with a very comfortable save. weak attempt.

5. i'm thinking of fast forwarding til the first goal... Gerard Pique is looking bored on the bench.

6. I am hating Xavi's lime green Adidas Predator boots.

7. Right, Alves is wearing a long sleved base layer shirt under his short sleved shirt. not a good look. just wear the long sleeved shirt! actually he's not the only one. i am not liking this.

8. what a goal from messi!

9. just 2 minutes later iniesta with another goal!

10. guardiola is firing up. why? it's 22 minutes in and we're winning 2 - 0.

11. ALMERIA OWN GOAL. from the captain as well! and it wasn't one of those "debatable and accidentally lightly deflected" own goals, he actually, kicked it in. so it's 3 - 0.

12. Fontas isn't the worst looking chap in the world.

13. why is messi taking a corner when xavi is there?

14. easy easy goal for pedro! fontas assist! i did also mention he's a decent footballer didn't i? his assist was from about 50 yards away. amazing that it's both on side and on target.

15. just one minute later messi scores a second! 37 minutes in 5 - 0 to barcelona.

16. half time.

17. Thiago is on for xavi and Keita for iniesta, or keite, as puyol calls him.

18. Thiago with a shot on target. it is saved however. when does he officially get on the first team squad? he's come on like 5 times for them this season. that's more than adriano.

19. Thiago is booked for a late tackle. I don't think he's ever been booked with the first team.

20. Bojan is on for Pedro. Good. Good.

21. fasting forward... nah. i want to watch this. bojan with a good run.

22. Valdes with a great save! it was a great strike as well, just about to curve under the crossbar.

23. GOAL for BOJAN! first goal in la liga! just flicks it past the defence! great solo effort.

24. HAT TRICK for leo messi! ball came of a sloppy save from the goal keeper. 7 - 0, one goal left.

25. Piatti is really pissed off. As i would be if i were losing by 7 goals and kept getting denied of my goals.

26. messi crosses to bojan and it's another goal! this is a good night for bojan. okay. that's all the goals. it is 8 - 0. it looks rediculous. it's kind of funny. i like this.

okay. i'm going to stop watching this now.
im so annoyed that real madrid is still on top of the league after this.
you know they should stop counting penalty goals as goals. because then messi would be ahead of ronaldo on the goal sheet.
right. next game is champions league. i will not be watching it live.

Villarreal Barcelona

I keep ruining my own games by googling the result before i go watch it on my dvr.
anyway i don't have much time so i will be fast forwarding.

1. Iniesta is one of those strange people who would actually look better if he were bald.

2. He's now done 3 amazng runs already, and it's 5 minutes in

3. Oh yeah, Pique is on match ban and milito is injured again from the copa del rey game. So abidal has shifted to the centre back position

4. Barca are literally making goal attempts every minute. I'm not complaining

5. We look like an extremely small (in terms of height) team compared to villarreal.

6. messi what a good header! excellently saved though. why is messi good at heading? he's not exactly the tallest.... I wonder what his goal tally will be at the end of the season... hope he beats cristiano ronaldo. apparently last year ronaldo said "if you look at what the footballers did this season, it's obvious that i have done the most" WHAT?

7. Puyol is pushed off... i think he was dramatizing it a bit. But if it were ronaldo he'd be off in a stretcher.

8. a series of fails at the barcelona goal. but there's no goal.

9. DAVID VILLA SCORES! 21 minutes! what a great goal as well. Camera goes to pique and milito in the stands, both looking delighted. I feel sorry for Valdes, because he only ever gets to celebrate alone. As did Casillas in the World Cup final.

10. Disallowed offside goal from Barca. VILLARREAL GOAL! RIGHT on the counterattack! Guardiloa is appealing for some sort of foul. i'm not seeing it. Nilmars goal celebration is... sucking on his thumb!?

11. Right, Now i see what Guardiola was on about the Villarreal goal. basically he said barca's goal wasn't offside in the first place, and that the counterattack wouldn't have happend anyway. I think he might be right.

12. If i hadn't checked the scores before i would literally be shitting myself. Because the last 2 minutes have been played within aobut 10 meters from the barca goal. Villarreal can't get anywhere from there.

13. Abidal is booked! Villareal taking a free kick from about 18 meters out from the goal. Valdes with a great save.

14. Linesmen calling a wrong offside again. it's starting to piss me off.

15. Messi, Xavi, Busquets, Alves and Pedro are talking to the refs about the offside calls earlier after the final whistle for the first half. They seem too tired to actually put up a fight. SO TECHNICALLY it should be 2 - 0.

16. EW love the way you lie is playing in camp nou! WHYYYYYYY! crowd is not responding, im proud of them.

17. xavi is down... he looks okay now. free kick given.

18. I reckon Villarreal and Barca have compatible styles... this is a really good game.

19. WHY HAS LEO MESSI GOT A GINGER BEARD! i am in serious doubt that he's participating in the movember movement... and the biggest question was why it was ginger, not why it was there.

20. HAHA xavi is running. i guess there's a first for everything.

21. MESSI GOOOOLLLL. WHAT A GOAL IT IS! initially i thought he had hit the side netting. but it was just a crazy angle that he scored for. if it were anyone else it would've gone out. amazing. amazing. he was literally like 2 meters from the goal line!

22. okay... i just fast forwarded a bit and now keita is on, except i have no idea when it happend of who he came on for.

23. Iniesta is down. he better not actually get injured. he's been on every minute of this season of the league i believe.

24. MESSI SCORES. it looked so easy for him. It looks offside. But whatever, it makes up for the one before.
okay that's all the goals. 3 - 1 Barcelona. i have to go.
The chance of barca actually heading the table for the week is very low. it's not like real madrid will lose to Gijon anyway.

Barcelona Getafe

basically last night i watched the first half and now can't be bothered to rewatch it.
before half time:
1. leo messi and david villa both scored, although they did miss some oppertunities before.

2. they all look rediculous in their hot pink away kits. seriously, no one looks good in those colours.

3. the commentator was quite baised.


4. he also said "other players may have opted to go down but leo messi chose to stay up, not naming any names", and then later he said it was ronaldo who obviously is a cheat and dives all the time. i too admire leo messi's honestly.

5. am rather annoyed at the shit games arsenal have played this week. but am super impressed about the liverpool win.

6. this stadium, alfonso perez, has an old, run down look to it. the lights make the game annoying to watch.

7. i ruined this game for myself by reading the score on the internet.

so this is a pretty slow game so i'm going to skip through some of it.

I think mascherano is doing great so far.
everytime xavi plays now i think he's straining himself. but he thinks he's doing okay so i shall not complain.
messi is denied again with the offside.
skipped to see messi's injury.... what's this....
ouch... looking bad. ew his legs are bruised.
alves with a rediculous attempt at the free kick. shame really.
puyol with a friendly arm around the getafe player who tried to claim an obviously barca throw in.
hahahaha mascherano with a sucessful dive. if it were against barca i would be annoyed.
HAHAHAHHAHAHHA PEDRO WHAT A FLUKE OF A GOAL! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA.
basically, messi intercepts a getafe playing casually passing it to his keeper. and he just flicks it to pedro. and since the keeper had came out for the ball pedro was already in front. and so he just lightly taps it into the net.
whatever, it's a barca goal, it's good.
WAIT WHAT. pique is red carded! WHAT. WHAT!
oh right he handballed. but he's really pissed. like really pissed.
valdes can't save the penalty.
3 - 1
pique is at risk of missing the madrid game again. he better not screw up in the Almeria game, because if he gets a yellow card he will be suspended for el clasico.
if i were guardiola i wouldn't play him that game, i would play milito, and save pique for el clasico.
damn, iniesta's goal is denied by the keeper.
boeteng is booked for the second time and sent off for nailing mascherano. so it's 10 a side now.
you know what? that's all the goals in the game. i don't care anymore.
yeah that's it.
also real madrid beat atletico 2 - 0 in the madrid derby.
so barca is still one point behind.
i'm really annoyed about that.
next week saturday game, against villarreal, shall be a hard game.
so that's it for today.
WTF the pink kit looks orange in the pictures.

Barcelona Sevilla

So i was going to not blog this because it's 4 am and i'd hiked about 30km in the last 3 days.
i also came out 10 minutes late because i accidently set my alarm for 3.45 pm instead of am.
so when i got out it was 10 minutes in and leo messi had already scored from 3 minutes.
the score was then 1 - 0.
i would say now that sevilla are playing defensively.
at 23 minutes something amazing happend: david villa scored. finally. what a beautiful goal!
i don't understand now why puyol just got booked.
it's unfair because all he did was complain about the seville defence.
and also because he was just back from injury the last thing we want is him sent off with a match ban.
haha the guy said perotti liked CIS the tv show. idiot, it's CSI.
couple of shots blocked now.
damn messi over the bar after an amazing run.
haha david villa is literally kicked in the arse.
dear oh dear xavi is hit in the achilies heel. i say that because he has a permanant condition there. so it's a bit worrying.
david villa is blocked off after barcelona retain posession for what seemed like about 5 minutes. i thought it was incredible.
Leo messi looks like he's taking the free kick after busquets is fouled. i knew there was something up because he didn't get his ready face on like he normally does. villa takes it and it goes into the wall.
ha! konko is booked for the second time and is sent off!
busquets is down again. i think he's diving a bit. again.
half time.
first half stats are saying no barca offsides! david villa you are killing me!
sometimes when you're watching these games you can really see how PES has made such done such a great job in motion capturing.
you know i reckon if i spoke catalan i could do a pretty good pep impression. mostly because he's so incredibly animated and intense.
oh my fuck. dani alves! goal! what a goal as well! it was pretty... silly actually. sevilla trying to get the ball back to the goal keeper, he intercepts and scores it. i dont think he's happy about it, it's either because its such a weird goal, or because he used to play for sevilla.
what? leo messi lost control of the ball? when did that ever happen...
OMG FUCKING LINESMEN IT WAS ONSIDE in the replay. fuuuuuck. leo messi was meant to score that. i think they both know, because alves looked at messi and he just did the "it's okay" hand gesture.
apparently maradona is 50 today. i would say happy birthday but he pretty much fucked up argentina in the world cup. i still haven't forgiven him for that.
oh my god messi you never cease to impress me. amazing run there.
okay cool bojan is on for pedro and javier mascherano on for xavi.
i'm not complaining because 1.xavi needs to be protected before the champions league and 2. because i'm glad that it isn't villa or messi comming off.
VILLA IS OFFSIDE. damn the man can't go one day without an offside can he.
i'm waiting for bojan to score his first goal of the season.
OH MY GOD MESSI GOAL AGAIN. what is this? it was amazing. he just went through about 4 defenders. you know i thought he'd pass to either bojan or villa but he made the right choice. the man knows his own ability.
puyol is repeatedly beaten on the ground. the linesman is right there why isn't he given the free kick?
puyol is off for adriano! it's never happend before so lets see how it goes. captain armband is given to victor valdes.
haha someone just got slapped in the arse. actually i think he was trying to comfort him for a great clear and it just happend to land on his arse.
villa is offside! told you so...
erm. negredo runs into abidal's head and is on the ground for about a minute. would probably hurt less if abidal had hair.
i hope pique picks up a yellow card so it'll be 5 cards and he can be suspended for getafe, instead of going into next game with the danger of being banned against real madrid.
damn, iniesta should've scored it himself. he needs to be less selfless sometimes.
omg villa so close there. 10 minutes left i think they can and should score another.
adriano with a shot on target and saved pretty quickly.
so a little funny info on martin cacares for sevilla. he's actually on loan from barcelona and apparently wants to come back, he'd been complaining that because guardiola is a catalan coach, both pique and puyol have an advantage in being in the squad. catalan critics just say they're simply better then him. suck it.
villa scores again! good night for him, considering that he hadn't scored in a long time.
almost no stoppage time but it doesn't matter. even though there probably should be.
the final score is 5 - 0. well that was worth waking up at 4 for.
although i must admit barcelona had a bit of an advantage because Jesus Navas from Sevilla is injured and they had to play with 10 men. who cares, we would've won anyway to be honest.
i can see the sunrise. going back to bed. will publish the post tomorrow.

Barcelona Zaragoza

So i just got back and it is 9 minutes into the game.
actually i thought it started t 11.30, but the local broadcaster lies to me all the time.
pedro's beard making him look more italian than ever.
oh right yeah he's back from injury.
busquests keeps loosing the ball... like he's drunk or something. that's kinda annoying me, just a bit.
dammit, villa is blocked again. he needs to score soon.
dude, messi is comming in with these amazing attemps.
dammit zaragoza have a good keeper.
you know if gerard pique just jumped for a ball it means it's more than 6'4 high.
and i have a feeling it's going to be one of those mallorca/hercules games. like all 11 players in defence from zaragoza. annoying.
dude, the linesmen just called an offside when it really wasn't. fucking shit.
HAHAHA the ref just called a no go for leo messi's free kick, apparently he was moving.
he just did a "huh? not sure what you're talking about" eyebrow raise. it was rather funny looking.
barca has 81% posession and it's still 0 - 0
free kick, like 20 years away, leo messi poor attempt.
villa is denied. again and offside. again.
OH DEAR. pique is injured.
i think he's dislocated his shoulder. lucky it's football.
pedro misses a very good counter attack. dammmiiitt.
pique is firing up asking for a freekick. i dunno if it's a dive or not from sergio busquests.
zaragoza people are diving a lot. annoying shitface.
keita collides with the goalkeeper who does a full backflip... he feels no pain?
pep is looking really crestfallen... like his cat died this morning or something.
LEO MESSI SCORE omg. 1- 0. great counter attack. amazing. loving the messi/villa bromance.
lafeta is diving. annoyence.
Leo messi is fouled.
end of first half.
im rather annoyed because my mother forgot to put the cheese in the fridge for 3 hours.
God it would suck if zaragoza won... they haven't won a single game this season.
Dani Alves is down.... OMG red for zaragoza. he's so pissed off. the commentator is so stupid. he said it was pedro down, even though it was clearly alves who rolled over with the number 2 and his name was waaay to long to be pedro.
he looks like he's been hit in the ear. the red is probably because he didn't even have the ball.
i actually didn't see it til the replay, was mostly concentrating on the ball.
my mother just changed the channel. excellent .
changed back, it's still 1 - 0
shit... villa ran out of space.
thiago is warming up with mascherano.
leo messi goes for goal twice, once after a block. miss. shame.
villa is playing really far back... maybe he knows he can't score.
OMG MESSI. SECOND GOLLLLLL. shit. that was from like 17 yard away. what the hell.
it was from a double deflection. wow. wowowowowow.
i hope thiago is comming on for keita, not iniesta. pep is talking to him.
omg people need to stop killing alves. again. he's basically wrestles.
oh fuck. it is iniesta who comes off. WHY PEP WHY.
whatever, thiago is good as well.
bojan is warming up. he's on for pedro. coolio.
bojan's shot is extra wide.
actually it was deflected extra wide. super powerful though.
haha bojan is pushed down. foul is given. i am happy.
pique with a great challenge.
valdes with an amazing save!
villa is offside again. gosh. annoyence.
bojan is really annoyed because he was the better person to pass to.
6 minutes left. i want to see another goal though.
Villa is denied. i am so annoyed for him.
mascherano is on for busquests.
pique is booked even though the fucking zaragoza dude fired the ball at his arm.
i am fucking annoyed. what the fuck. no justice here.
there's a replay of a zaragoza shot, valdes has leaped at least a metre and a half in the air. looking a bit weird.
GOD THAT WASN"T OFFSIDE THIS LINEMAN IS SO SHIT I HATE HIM WITH ALL MY HEART.
GOD VILLA IS DENIED AGAIN. oh my god.
pep looks like a 5 year old who dropped his ice cream.
FULL TIME. annoyance.
okay done. next game. erm. barcelona..... copa del rey.... tuesday.
well. i don't know if i will watch it, given that it's like the first round. and it's late
i'm not even sure if i get coverage of it. yeah i don't think i'll watch it.
anyway, sevilla in the spanish league next... it's also bloody late so i'll just record it. plus i'm back from my 3 day hike so i will be dead!
okay. that's all for today.

Barcelona V Copenhagen, 1st Leg. - injustice again.

i'm rather worried about tonight's game because firstly it is a very important game, and barcelona's #1 Victor Valdes is off sick.
oh! 4 minutes in and villa goes with a shot on target...
they really have to stop with these attempts, because year by year people are getting to know to play defensively and learning to deny them of chances.
villa offside no.1. i think i'll count them today. because he's rediculous with them.
iniesta is blocked off. what did i say earlier...
i'm kind of glad keita isn't starting. i haven't got anything against him but he's really... not that impressive.
just realised he's the only african by nationality on this side.
alves is in a different coloured pair of boots.
maxwell's shot is saved but messi goes for goal.... he's offside. what a shame.
okay.... well i trailed off for a few minutes because i went to erm... cut my toenails.
anyway, in those few minutes a couple of shots but no goals.
OH LEO MESSI I LOVE YOU. WITH ALL MY HEART. what a goal!
oh dear... from outside the box as well! oh leo messi, what will we do without you.
just... amazing. no smile from him... oh wait there it is. someone with an inflatable banana flalling thing! like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpkJoQUFqXM ..in a barca kit. i want one, where can i buy it?
leo messi's shot gone wide... copenhagan has a man down....
oh dani alves with solid denfence. he's just the everything player... play maker, defender, goal scorer.
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA copenhagen striker stopped half way through is run, he thought he was offside, but he ran from his own half. paranoid bastard. their coach is so pissed off. HAHAHHAHAAHAHA.
HAHA copenhagen initials are FCK.
i really need the bathroom but i've waited all week for this game.
bojan is looking bored as fuck on the bench... next to xavi, who is there "just in case"
david villa scores offside - #2
shame the score should be 3 - 0 by now.
so close! great save though. villa is literally about 8 yards from him. really good save.
what a dive. it's so not a foul. stupid assface.
this is what i hate about football sometimes
i hope pinto never really has to make a save. even though i know he can do it. his performance in the Joan Gamper cup was rather impressive, especially when it ended in penalities and he saved 3.
ball cleared to pinto who controls it with his feet. cool.
iniesta playing out of position. he's in dani alves' spot. referee thinks he's dived. it doesn't look that way. i'm rather annoyed.
shit. another offside goal. pique should really have just scored it himself. messi was offside, who was there to recieve it from pique. he should've just smashed it into the net himself. i'm rather annoyed. and i'm not the only one. Pep is freaking out.
alves is blocked by the keeper. some extreme, and i mean extreme dribbling, it's almost leo messi like.
what? iniesta shoots it way off? i have never... seen... that... before.... or seen him... made... ANY... mistake... ever...
i wonder who will captain the squad when puyol retires... he's 32 now, xavi seems to take up the armband when he's absent. Valdes when they're both away. but i don't see Valdes being a permanant goal keeper. Messi already has the fate of the club in his hands. maybe iniesta. or pique. i dunno.
pique is spinning around like a madman, attacked from both back and forth.
NO extra time in this half? what? the first half finish at 45.05
barcelona 1 - 0 copenhagen.
it really should be 4 - 0 but the offside rule is rather frustrating.
haha fifa 11 commercial. the only one missing in it is messi, always the rebel. PES 2011, Adidas football, always the one who's different to the rest of the sqaud.
to be honest, as a Barca fan, i'm dissatisfied with the score so far.
i feel like two of the disallowed goals are actually legit. and justice has not been served.
david villa is better looking today. maybe it's the light.
second half! good luck barca!!
puyol and pinto have been going back and forth for about 30 seconds straight.
at 3.49 am i am enjoying a cheese sausage.
copenhagen are smore aggresive after the break. i am rather worried.
barcelona people who are hard to please: Pep Guardiola, Leo Messi, David Villa.
Puyol is injured. he's enduring it but he's in pain.
i swear to god if copenhagen equalize i will fucking shame this referee. and the linesmen. because of the "offside" goals.
barcelona need to be more aware of the spaces. in relativity to the pitch not the team. its costing them a lot.
tiredness just hit me like a truck all of a sudden.
there are duck like cries in the audio of this game. i dunno if it came from the players or the audience. players i think.
messi looking absolutly gutted that his shot is off target.
villa is underachiving on the barcelona side. there's no doubt about it now.
the stupid commentator needs to stop complaining about why villa is the only one in the box.
has he not realised that all the forwards of barca are capible of scoring outside it?
i wonder if football to professional players have become more of a performance than a sport. have they lost the inital essence of sport?
whatever, leo messi is on the counter attack but is soon blocked off. his speed however... is rediculous.
FUCK. villa is fouled by two people in the box. referee is a fucking retard. no free kick, no card, no penalty.
hahahahhaaha copenhagen... shooting from 40 yards out.... it's the sort of thing i did on PES before working out the controls.
HAHA miss 5 yards out. Pinto was out after the first touch. hahahaa... fail with an empty goal as well.
xavi and pedro are warming up. pedero better be on for villa. because he's shit today.
grah, saved. david villa is going to freak out. he has not scored for barca in a while.
wait a minute... maxwell is off pedro, and villa is off for xavi... i think they did it wrong way around.
alves stops an equaliser. why are the commentators complaining about him? he's the most expensive defender in La Liga.
1 - 0 is really not a safe score to settle on...
the commentator is saying that ibrah was good for barcelona... what the shiiit?
he also pronounces "jose" wrong. he's not my fav.
oh my god, stop hesistating and missing chances.
why can't they just play with a score like arsenal last night.
who just got carded? i just checked, it was iniesta... i didn't see what was up with that... kicked the ball away in annoyence or something. he never gets booked. but if he gets a double yellow witha match ban we will probably die.
AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH copenhagan coach picks up the ball on pitch. referee has a go at him. HAHAHAHHAA. if only he could book the coach. apparently he was clinically dead for a while...
oh my shit.... 5 minutes and a copenhagan corner...
dear, goal off the post. dani alves, just a fraction off.
oscar wendt has rediculous hair. it makes me want to throw up.
iniesta is off for... keita! DAMMIT!
this game is giving me heart attacks. i can't help but think if the score was 4 - 0 i would be feeling a bit safer. just a tad bit. dammit, 3 minutes extra time. hurry up!
messi. MESSI. MESSI. MESSI. MESSI. GOOOOOOL.
excellent control. i have to give abidal credit with an incredible cross.
FULL TIME!
WIN WIN WIN!!!
i think uefa ought to tally up the points now so i don't have to bother doing it myself. it's 4.40 and i cannot think straight.
Next Barca Liga game is on a sunday night, so DVR replay for me.
Next CL game is the same same on the 2nd of Nov.
MESSIIIIIII. i enjoy that he recently reinforced his everlasting love for barcelona and stating his intention of staying there forever.
full time: 2 - 0, Messi 19', 91' (wow, weird)

valencia - barca.

so the game kicked off just 5 minutes ago.
slightly worrying for barca, the way they've been playing this year is not enough to win this game
argubly the biggest game of the season so far, valencia having lost no games yet, and barcelona being the last champions of la liga.
it seems barcelona may have to play a defensive game for the first time this season.
velencia starts off strong with a few threats of scoring already.
61% posession for velencia in 8 minutes.
guardiola is not going to be happy if this persists.
i just realised how shit the defence in the midfield is for barcelona.
pique chipps it towards the goal from some 60 yards away... why is the question.
this is rediculous. i've never seen barcelona play so shit before.
this commentator is shit. stop talking about random shit. seriously.
you see this is why i enjoy having spanish commentry, because even if they do go off topic i wouldn't understand it.
pique misses a goal, and ends up offside. impressive attempt though.
at the moment i'm also looking up the rediculous pair of trainers i tried on today. multicoloured shit.
Valdes clears it. why doesn't he just pick it up?
sometimes i hate myself for presuming that barcelona don't score before they attempt to. because i'm always right.
self sacrificing villa tries to cross it to puyol. it becomes a messy attempt and it's all gone to waste. dani alves clasps his hands around his face. what was that.
sometimes i wonder why keita starts these games...
i am wrong about barcelona playing defensively.
in fact they've got defenders quite far up field. fail to me.
xavi goes for goal and misses. it's not a bad shot though. on target as well.
smart move for valencia. their defender kicks the ball at alves' legs with such force that it becomes their throw in.
the last 3 spanish captains are also real madrid captains. that's annoying. not that they're not doing well with this though
oh shit messi is down. he's hit in the face. he's fine. what a strange move. i guess that's what you get for having your face at someone's arm height.
i love that the lineman listens to the player's appeals.
sometimes there's a few players that i really don't see why they're on the starting 11.
jesus EVERYONE is wearing the CTR30 boots in dark blue.
they're the same colour as the barca socks... looks strange.
at the moment i am fucking worried.
oh missed goal by villa! where's your support mate...
commentator needs to stop fucking critisizing barcelona. his incredibly annoying voice is incresingly irratating to me
fuck. valencia score. pabalo hernendez you bastard. i don't blame him actually. it was a good goal. heartbreaking.
see? keita should've got there. WHY IS HE STARTING.
i can't blame valdes either.
i think if barcelona don't win this it might be an indication that villa has made a wrong move to barcelona.
omg almost a second goal for velencia.
holy fuck incredible miss by barca. i want to die.
the valencia coach looks like a dracula.
i think messi has lost his touch. fuck this shit. seriously. i am so. fucking. annoyed. right. now.
4 shots and no goals.
dude what the fuck, hand ball by valencia in the penalty area slips by unnoticed by the referee.
OH SHIT INIESTA. GOAL. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE HIM. INIESTA.
he's... just... fucking... amazing...
good. barcelona picking up the attack. finally.
oh dear alves kicked someone in the chest. but not like the xabi kick in the world cup, not with studs but with a toe.
UH MESSI DIDN"T GOAL FOR GOAL WHEN HE SHOULD'VE. then fouled and shoul've appealed for a penalty. or a free kick. uhh... sometimes i hate that he's this shy nice guy... sometimes it's what seperates him so far from c.ronaldo.
puyol looks injured. i hope it isn't long term. we can't afford another injury. especially from the captain.
Villa is denied by valencia's ancient goalkeep. villa has been denied a lot lately.
i am beginning to doubt the existance of a linesman..
nooo aduriz is on for valencia... he's good!
what!? what goal... i didn't see... shiiit.
YES. PUYOL HEADER. like the world cup!
the commentator called him captain caveman. i think he said "completely fucked valencia on this one" villa with an uneasy smile..
i've stopped blogging because 1. it's getting nowhere. and 2. i'm on skype with my sister.
xavi has subbed off for mascherano
why do they keep getting fouled in the penalty area and not ever getting a free kick or a penalty.
keita off for abidal
oh dear a series of misses. it's really annoying now.
so leo messi gets denied of a goal. offside they say... it was a brillant goal.
okay full time. 2 - 1. not impressive.
i'm actually annoyed.
i'm so asian.

Champions League: Barca - Kazan

So obviously Messi's not in the starting eleven. BUT WHY AREN"T THEY PUTTING BOJAN ON!
Pedro and David Villa takes priority. Valencia is having a fantastic season actually, i'm intrested in how they'll be holding up against man united.
Lucky for them Wayne Rooney is injured and unlikely to participate. Actually did i just say lucky for them? Wayne Rooney dont make no difference to the team.
Oh so my local TV boardcast lied to me. It told me the game was at 12:00.
As the TV camera pans across it drops about a foot down as it catches Xavi.
Lets hope history doesn't repeat itself. Kazan beat Barcelona last year at Camp nou.
The game kicks off!
Ever since I started playing PES it's changed my view of the game...
It looks cold in kazan... almost the whole team is in long sleeves. Barcelona, not kazan, who are no doubt used to this weather.
Oh wow the crowd is amazing. This is the first time Rubin has had posession of the ball... the crowd is roaring with great intensity.
Pep Guardiola is in a suit again, this time also in a vest. His usual black tie and white shirt. Why does he dress so formally? why isn't he in a zipped up wind breaker like all the other coaches...
It's been 7 minutes and i'm quite worried.
This game is a little... disorganised. just a bit of a crowded mess...
Pique doing some intimidation tatics... he's taughting them... i like him.
OOOH SHIT Pedro goes for goal but it hits the crossbar!! dammmmiiitt.. leo messi would've just had it in no doubt.
UUHH pedro stop screwing up! he gives the ball away again, rubin on the counter attack.
Oh i just realised, guardiola shaved his head!
ALL of the players are in the Rubin half of the pitch! what!
i need to go to the bathroom but this is just realllly intresting.
Oh Villa's shot goes wide! shammmeee. but it was so powerful. wow.
shit, they should really get bojan on... their shots are getting nowhere!
oh SHIIIT PENALTY TO KAZAN. there was like a pile up in the penalty box...
COME ON VALDEZZZZ SAVE IT SAVE IT.
OHH SHIT 1 - 0. oh what the balls, history is repeating itself.
oh shit valdez was so close to saving it.
oh dear if barcelona don't win this it will just be a crap cherry on the crap sundae that is my day.
i wonder if barcelona gets distracted by the annoying chants by the audience.
free kick, come on xavi! dammit pique. missed oppertunites.
omg barca GET ON WITH IT. stop beating around the bush, smack in the area, and flick it to the back of the net. it all sounds not that hard. probably easier said than done.
end of first half. SHIT.
for the first time since the world cup i've seen why they put pedro in the starting 11 for the final. he's just got this amazing skill.
LEO MESSI IS WARMING UP. omg yes. please.
ahh, david villa fails to score from 30 yards out. get off the pitch for messi or bojan!
omg, barcelona penalty. please. please. i am begging you. please score. anyone score. someone just fucking score. equalize it. save yourselves. search for salvation.
OH YES. BARCELONA 1 - 1. oh.. omg. thank jesus. it was so so close. i thought it didn't go in... oh i'm so thankful.
leo messi is on! lloooooooooooooooovvveeeeeeee. yayyayayayaay goooo leo!
wtf, pique has just stood there for about 30 seconds, no one tackles him. that does say something about how concentrated kazan are on defence.
guardiola has that look... like he's really keeping his cool, but you can tell he's going mad inside, his stare is so intense... it's quite extraordinary.
oh shit kazan has got an amazing keeper. i don't think they would even be level if not for him.
shit kazan free kick. i'm so scared. thank jesus for victor valdez. i wonder what barca is without him. actually pinto isn't bad is he...
Lionel Messi with some crazy running. it's great to see him back. i'm seriously genuinely greatful for his recovery.
Leo Messi misses by a fraction.
20 minutes left.
Messi gets late tackled and he's sitting on a floor appealing for a free kick. he gets it.
come on leo! oooooh just over the crossbar! dammit.
i think barcelona are oblivious to how important it is for them to work on the counter attack. this happend in the hercules game as well. because the oppostion's defence is so tight the only times space is freed up near the goal is when everyone else is unprepared to be there. and then they just have to hit it with speed and accuracy. wake up!
12 minutes. looks like bojan won't get his first champions game of the season afterall.
the connection is weak off the broadcast.
i think the rain is playing a huge part in this game.
macbeth sibya is yellow varded...
there is NO reason why barcelona needs to draw this. they're playing a decent game and absoultely deserve nothing but a win.
having watched villa play the last few weeks i think i've got my interpreation of him.
he's not a player who is limited by the rules. he goes by what he needs to do and if they happen to sit outside the rules then so be it. sometimes he does let his emotions affect his game though.
oh bojan is speaking to the management team. please come on. we need you bojan.
6 minutes left. bojan for villa!
OH MY GOD SO CLOSE FOR KAZAN. THANK GOD. oh pique.... watch where it's going...
EHHHH kazan stop wasting valuable time. GET ON WITH IT.
shit 1 minute left.
it's funny how they refer to dani alves as a fullback.
hahahha pique dives... he's yellow carded. i can't remember the last time i blogged a game that he wasn't yellow carded. good thing the liga doesn't use the double yellow match ban rule.
Shit so close.
FUCK YOU KAZAN. FUCKING. FUCK.
AGAIN!
fuck you kazan, it's always you.
puyol with his shirt off is always more impressive than you think.
okay, that's it from me i think, man united on next.
fuck i'm worried because they have to play copenhagen next and they'd previously beat kazan.
so. i think all in all barcelona had some shit tatics here. in fact, the first half and the second half are mirror images. the penalities, the fouls, the passing... everything. they need to learn from their mistakes.
later on i'll post up their chances of advancing.
until next time then....

BIlbao V Barcelona. strangeness.

So i just got back from island camping and switched on the tv to watch the replay of bilbao vs barcelona.
personally i was quite worried about this game because of Leo Messi absence.
This makes it all the more difficult to stop myself from googling the score.
So far the score is 0 - 0 and about 20 minutes in.
you know i should really be working right now, i've got to finish reading a book in 2 days because my weekend was taken away by camp...
Both sides have been having good oppertunities but are lacking finishing touches..
oh damn does pique look good in the tain...
I have to say llorente is doing very well with bilbao tonight..
the rain is fairly strong... i wonder if adriano really fits in this squad...
he seems to be everywhere, up field, in defence, everywhere.
i reckon this commentator is waaay too chatty.
woah free kick was so close! i was quite worried...
barcelona still unable to score..
Camera zooms into guardiola's face as all the oppertunities zoom by his team..
Amorebieta has been red carded!
Watching the replay he's just challenged iniesta a little rougher than he should've.
it doesn't look like a red to me... more so a yellow.
villa is offside again!! WHY WHY WHY.
pedro is fouled... he's stood up with wet mud spattered all over his face..
this is frustrating... why hasn't barcelona scored yet!
okay apparently arsenal lost to west brom... what the shit!!
aw shit, villa's ball just hits the crossbar..
how can the first half end with 0 - 0...
it's barcelona vs bilbao with 10 men!!
screams fill the stadium as the players fun on for the second half!
David villa's hair looks strangly dry... oh wait it's because the rain has flattened is usual spikey hair... hahahhaa.
llorente is much taller than i remembered...
HOLY... athlectic comes VERY close to scoring, with a one on one with victor valdez... bouncing off the post...
Pique goes for goal from a long way out... saved by the keeper...
Question: what is barcelona without messi.. Is it:
1. a team missing a goal scorer?
2. a bunch of nomads lacking a leader?
3. a herd of sheep lacking a shepard?
4. or a bunch of footballers lacking purpose or meaning.
none of those, i hope.
OH YES KEITA SCORESSSS!! oh niiiiiceeee..... just as i was getting frustrated. keita's first goal of the season, from a perfect assist from villa!
Pedro goes for a second goal for barca! the keeper JUST saves it, but was an amazing attempt.
pique yellow carded AGAIN! oh shit this is like, every game that he gets booked.
personally i don't think he deserved it... and nor does he, he's sarcastically smiling at the ref's decision, probably claiming it to be rediculous. i don't know, i can't lip read, especially in spanish.
i hate this referee, he keeps giving goal kicks against barcelona when it isn't really their fault.
oh... villa just wide, even when he was literally 2 feet away from the goal...
apparently with a little history here, Bilbao has played Barca for 79 times and has won more games than barcelona of thos 79... strange.
what the shit! iniesta hits the post... it was so so close. wasted chances.. i hope that it doesn't come back against them.
i'm itching to find out the other results but i'm afraid the results of this game will show up...
villa misses again!
llorente is off! why! he's amazing... for bilbao, as i hate to admit.
Alves with some shit goal attempt.
i am shit tired...
Alves having the ball a lot ... i hope he never leaves barca.
Oh shiiiiit! Xavi for barca!!! from some length... it seems almost atypical...
oh wait a minute! looking at the replay... it looks like an own goal... deflection...
hahahhaa pique doing some kick ups... actually it's quite impressive... control...
i think pedro really deserves a goal... he's been so close all night...
GOD. pique injured again!! why is it always him... and why does he always get carded.
iniesta comes off for thiago, and bojan comes on for xavi.
pique's back is completely drenched in muddy water...
villa offside again! i should count one day how often he does that...
it's good to see thiago again, last time he was on for the first team i think it was for the joan gamper cup against milan, and he did score a very impressive penalty...
aaaahhh bojan misses! VILLA GETS RED CARDED WHAT THE SHIT!!!
oh right he pushed someone in the face. right. stupidity. i'm quite worried because the match ban might not lift before leo messi returns... ooooh shit.
on the upside bojan will most definatly start now...
so yeah this has become a 10 - a - side game.
lucky for barcelona it came late for them.
OHHHH ATHLETIC SCORES!
shiiiiiit. shiiiiiit. hopefully another doesn't come in the next 4 minutes. mostly because i'm guessing it'll be 3 minutes stoppage time
oh another throw in! barcelona are freaking out... i'm hoping they don't ruin this...
shit shit shit...
The basque tam is actually a very tall side, the make the catalans look very small next to them.
WOOW. BUSQUES SCORES! FIRST EVER GOAL FOR BARCELONA!
what a great game.. ver dramatic! so that was like, 2 goals in 3 minutes.
for some reason stoppage time hasn't been specified.
that's the end of the game...
what a rediculous game it was...
it's everyone's first goal of the season for barcelona.
i'm quite chuffed that messi has began training again. hopefully then villa's match ban won't be that damaging to the squad.
Champions legue this week against Rubin Kazan.. I hope no one tells me the score before i watch the replay.

Barcelona V Sporting 55 min -

I'm blogging all this from my new macbook pro. it feels amazing.
so it seems i've been a bit lazy lately and not watching full games.
i'm blogging this from 55 minutes onwards because that's when i switched on the game. the score is 1 - 0 to barca!
actually i just got back and realised it was on tonight
so barca playing without messi. it's okay i have faith in them.
Bojan is having some impressive skill there... it's a shame he doesn't score.
he's an excellent dribbler... i wonder if he'd do better in midfield.
yeah... i'm not all sobery right now... kinda out of it.
pique clearing balls with great ease. he's really one of the best defenders in the world.
30 minutes left and i'm itching to go take a shower and sleep.
it's 3 am and i haven't slept much lately.
oh xavi with failed goal attempts... i think he can just accept the fact that he's a play maker, and that he's standing waaay to far away to score.
now my head hurts...
guardiola seems pissed off... the man is never happy. but better than jose mourino. he doesn't even respond when his team scores.
apparently the turf is shitballs. there's bits with updug grass.
Leo Messi watching from the stands... he looks bored or upset... i feel sorry for him.
his injury was not worth it.
I think this would be the best oppertunity for Bojan to prove himself. Instead of comming on as a sub he might actually make the starting squad sometimes.
Bojan with a obvious dive...
What? why is mascherano comming on for bojan! isn't he a defender and bojan a striker?
David Villa elbowed in the chest... looks painful. i thought it was a dive at first til the replay.
The way Barca are playing they should've scored more goals by now
Milito booked for late challenge... if his hair wasn't so horrible he'd be good looking
Fuck i'm exhuasted. i hope i don't fall asleep.
OH what a shame of a miss from alves... would've been a stunning goal.
10 minutes left... i am going to pass out.
xavi with a shit pass... the commentator keeps mixing him up with xabi alonso. idiot.
xavi is kinda shit today... he keeps giving it away...
i need barca to score another one to feel safe...
David Villa with a near goal again.
Pique with an amazing clearence...
He fends off a few but i don't really see what was wrong with it... it's a free kick for sporting.
Man, 89 minutes and a corner, i'm fucking scared.
Pique yellow carded again!
Messi is annoyed.
FUCK free kick. this is fucked up. i'm fucking scared. am literally shaking.
oh thank jesus... valdez gets a firm hold on the ball.
40 seconds... come on! ho shit pique clears again. fuck. fuck. so scared.
FINAL WHISTLE. OMG. THANK JESUS.
oh good good good! real madrid is still ahead though.
Good thing is that this shows Barcelona isn't all messi!
okay me esta fucking tired. going to sleep.
Oh i just read on the FC Barcelona website that there was not one shot on target from sporting.
Looking at the stats of the game sporting played shit. Xavi completed 122 passes and none of the sporting players had more than 30 passes.
Bilbao V Barcelona this weekend. I shall be camping on an island...so no blog, or late replay blog.

Barcelona V Atletico Madrid (in brief)

So i recorded this game from earlier and i don't have the patience to watch through everything... so i'm just skipping through.
To messi's first goal:
David villa... incredible miss by Villa gets deflected back to messi who scores it.
Villa should really have scored it himself, but whatever, i don't care, messi is amazing anyway.
What really amazes me is how barcelona players can let loose of their set positions and take on any role in defence or attack.
For some reason they pique has been penalised and free kick to alteti, even though he's done nothing.
I always worry that one day he's just going to become too much of a character against the ref and get a stright red.
It's good to see Puyol back on, his captaincy does make a difference to the team.
It sees theres often a lack of communication between Villa and the other strikers. but i'd say its hardly a step down from ibra.
I've decided i do like this away kit, it's the colour of mint chocolate chip ice cream...
Messi misses a shot, over shoots and slides across the floor in fatigue and dissapointment.
Alteti equaliser! Raul Garcia with a stunning goal! What a goal!
i have to admit i wouldn't actually mind if barcelona had lost this game, i reckon past players with the likes of Fernando Torres and Maxi Rodriguez has persuaded me that alteti is a good club. Plus i am quite fond of Diego Forlan.
Commentator is highlighting the fact that pique is the only one who's good in the air, and that it's where barcelona is vulnerable. they're pretty short as a team... aren't they...
what the shit are the white bits on the floor? they're everywhere! more on the barca end then the alteti end.
Dani Alves yellow carded. looking at the footage he really didn't do anything wrong...
That's what i love about Barca.. victor valdez defending a free kick with a smile on his face.
PIQUE SCORES! i'm in love with him. he's amazing. let's see the replay...
oh what control! he's so much more than a defender... you've gotta love his spirit...
and i know this is the end of all the goal scoring of the night... am tempted to just switch it off.
but i know how it ends for messi... what a shame. i feel so sorry for him, he's the kind of footballer that would be upset because
they're giving him 10 days off... i have a sinking feeling that it'll end up extended.
People need to stop ruining these games for me.
yeah i'm going to just skip to the end to look at messi's injury.
Okay last 10 minutes:
De Gea is actually quite good looking... only 19, just as i thought.
He could really have a great career in front of him. it's good to know spain has a chain of good keepers following the steps of casillas.
Valdez just got booked for wasting time.
I know i'd just cut out a whole chunk of the game but there's been a lot of bookings...
Oh messi here with an incredible miss.
Puyol gets booked. everyone just got booked. wtf.
and yet ANOTHER booking fot AT madrid... this is rediculous...
but to be honest they're not playing a gentle game either..
Why is Guardiola putting Javier Mascherano on 3 seconds before stoppage time?
okay 4 minutes of stoppage time... that's fucked up because if it had been 2 minutes or one minute messi wouldn't be injured.
I keep imagining all the scenearios and situations that could've prevented it from happening. It's like that time i fell and twisted my knee and had to miss my ski trip, if i hadn't gone to the bathroom or if i hadn't turned around then i could've had a great ski trip.
Messi's injury now... it doesn't look serious at first glance... but after a minute he's stull rolling in pain on the ground and you know it's fucked up.
the whole stadium booing Ujfalusi now.
They've taken off his boot, this is weird, the world's best footballer's feet on screen.
Bojan comes on for him.
Unfortuneatly for us Barcelona has 2 league games this week, which means the injury probably going to have a bigger affect than on any other week.
His hands are covering his face... i can't help but feel a huge sense of pity washing over me..
Barcelona need to win the next two games to make up for their loss against Hercules last week.
and now i feel somewhat guilty for not watching the whole game.
But i'm fucking tired.
and game tomorrow night, against sporting. Hopefully they'll do okay without Messi.
I will be blogging a replay probably. because i have better things to do on a wednesday night.
All in all: Pique has have a very impressive game. He played a huge part in this win, not only with the goal he scored, but in terms of blocking in defence and general play he has been spactacular.
I'm kind of confused about why Mascherano had even come on for iniesta.
Shame Diego Forlan didnt score, in fact, he hadn't made as big an impact as i expected.
Good game though, from what i gathered with my incredibly lazy ways of watching.
Hopefully Messi will recover in 10 days in time for next weeks Champions Legue matches.

Champions Legue.

So here I am, trying to concentrate on my assignments, but distracted by the champions league match on TV.
Barcelona Vs Panathinaikos.
I've just stepped into about 6 minutes in and Barcelona has been incredibly dominating.
Messi seems keen on the ball... even more so than usual.
So this isn't a live match. I know the score and I know who scores.
WOW nasty tumble from Puyol... flipping over a Panathinaikos player... yet he's back on his feet. If there was anyone's attitude that is worth admiring on this squad... Puyol is your man.
10 minutes in and there has been some maybe 8 chances off barcelona.
Panathinaikos with an impressive goalie... if it weren't for him it would already be 3 - 0 and this is 10 minutes in.
Sergio Busquets with a failed attacking attempt... he's really better of just defending.
Why does he insist with going by Sergio on the shirt.... everyone is sergio.. no one is busquests.
Pique's head is still bandaged from the weekend's injury, obviously he's got 6 stitches in there... the fact that he's played a full game last week and starting this game is very, very impressive.
Xavi just got completely thrown off... you know if he wasn't so tiny it probably wouldn't look like a foul.
Panathinaikos scoreeeeee! gol gol gol! yeah i know what's going to happen, doesn't mean this is unimportant. but VALDEZ WHERE ARE YOU.
poor defence from Barcelona... they weren't prepared.
a minute later... MESSI GOL GOL GOL what the fuck! the same thing just happend on the otherside. exactly the same as the first goal. just opposite team.
Villa is offside. AGAIN. last game he did it 4 times. here we go again. guardiola is wide eyed. not sure why though... wait... he always is.
Barcelona with some rediculously accurate passing.
Commentator is going on about how messi is humble... it's true. i don't understand how a man with so much to be proud of can be so humble.
Valdez with a good save... first save tonight, 31 minutes in.
OH VILLA with a great goal! Villa has won my respect in many ways.
He seems to get along great with Messi as well...
Xavi with a pass that just went through 5 people...
Dani Alves with a series of failed attempts to get posession of the ball..
The replay of villa's goal again "look at how many green shirts are there!" he keeps saying, the commentator.
and there's messi smiling in slow motion... looking like a child. he looks MUCH younger when he smiles.
74% posession Barcelona... not surprised.
a series of off attempts at the goal, Panathinaikos failing to clear it time after time...
MESSI GOAL AGAIN! sticking his tounge out at the camera... smiling... like a child....
he's passed like 6 defenders... genius.. fucking amazing.. how does he do it...
ew they just showed him spitting in slow motion...
2nd half...
iniesta fouled.. again. why do people keep fouling him and messi? as seen in the world cup, it's just rediculous.
pique witha great run... typical pique style... relaxed, with pace...
the comentator just read all the ages of the barcelona players... why...
messi is fouled... in the penalty area..
oh fuck i know what happens here.
messi goes in for a good penalty... saved ... missed penalty... aparently he's human!? what is this bollocks....
apparently it was a pretty pathetic attempt. oh well, no hat trick there.
abidal crosses the ball.. messi just stands there...
Panathinaikos guy just injured himself... don't even know HOW. just.. fell... to the ground...
why is guardiola looking dissapointed... they're currently 3 - 1 ahead.
Tzorvas comes out with another great save... he's been doing really well today.
Iniesta kicked in the ankles again! why are people so desperate to injure him!
Bojan goes on for Villa! i love this guy... so young and so talented...
he's in Zlatan's old shirt number... and yet they've still saved the no.4 for cesc fabregas... it's just a bit sad really...
the camera man is horrible! i can see pique is doing some intresting control skill, but i can only see his feet at the edge of the screen.
and you may realise, if anyone reads this, that my blogging has gone to minimum...
Milito on for Pique. Pique has played brilliantly, considering the head injury.
They need to stop zooming into Messi when he happens to be spitting. it's disgusting.
The ball comes off Bojan to Messi, who hits it at the goal, but it bounces from post to post, right across, Pedro finishes it off. Now I'm annoyed because i think it should've been messi's hat trick
Javier Mascherano on for Xavi.
84 minutes in and yellow card for Panathinaikos. finally.
for kicking iniesta in the shin. AGAIN.
3 minutes additional... should actually be more in my opinion..
DANI ALVES in the LAST MINUTE! oh how i love it when defenders score! amazing. amazing game. he's so fucking happy. and so he should.
what a game!
Visca Barca, Visca Catalunya!

Barcelona V Hercules

So Javier Mascherano's debut.
Barcelona against the newly promoted Hercules from the second division in spain.
For some reason this week ronaldo will be playing for Madrid, I say for some reason because 2 weeks ago they annouced he would be out for about a month after an ankle injury. what now?
The camera focuses on Leo Messi in the tunnel, clearly zoned out and chewing gum. he doesn't seem nervous.
Valdez with the captain's armband.
the game kicks off.
why is pique in a long sleeved shirt? isn't it boiling out...
puyol is apparently unable to appear in this game due to injury.
mascherano first touches of the ball in the barca shirt, not bad.
ball just skipping around the backline of barcelona.
Keita skipping around with the ball a bit.
Messi takes a shot right at the keeper, unchallenging save.
Bojan comes close to scoring his first goal of the season but shoots it wide.
Throw in taken by messi and villa heads it over the crossbar.
oh villa and his amazing heel flicks. just incredible.
personally 15 minutes in I thought barca would've scored by now. dissapointing.
OH MESSI WITH AN AMAZING RUN. GOT PAST SOME 3 DEFENDERS.
shame there was no support from his fellow team mates.
why the fuck didn't they put Dani Alves on?
Mascherano Yellow Carded. already? first game for barcelona, let's hope it doesn't go down like Joe Cole's debut for liverpool.
Commentator with a rediculous speed talking on messi's run.
WHAT THE FUCK HERCULES GOAL. FUCKING. WHAT. THE SHIT. NELSON VALDEZ.
barcelona getting owned by the newly promoted hercules. what the fuck is going on.
Last Season Barcelona won the liga, hercules was 2nd in the second division. what has the world come to. gravity might as well just dissapear now.
PIQUE almost scores. god would've been fucking impressive. he looks injured, in pain. he stays on.
Hercules players need to all stop diving.
How shameful is this! how can barcelona be behind on the scoresheet. what the fuck. fuck. fuck.
Couple of attempts from Barca, no sucess. Pique goes for goal again. so close. so fucking close.
Wouldn't it be nice to hear what Guardiola has to say at half time. he's going to fucking explode.
and pique over the bar again! FOR GOD SAKES SOMEONE SCORE.
Villa needs to stop arguing with the ref before he get in trouble. even if he didn't do anything in the first place.
Adriano diving after being slapped in the face. Messi is headbutting. Pique shouting at someone. Lots of shoving around. fucking. hell. what is this.
Adriano booked by the Ref
One minute before guardiola kills the team at half time.
One minute extra time? seems little considering the drama.
FUCK WHAT IS THIS. HALF TIME AND BARCELONA IS FUCKING LOOSING. WHAT THE SHIT. IS THIS. OH MY GOD.
2nd Half.
Xavi is here to save the day? let's hope so.
pedro passes to xavi who shoots it wide. he's so pissed off. but so am i.
fuck here comes like 15 oppertunites that were missed by barca.
Pedro is running around like a dog because they keep passing it over him.
FUCKING
NELSON
VALDEZ
FUCK
2 - 0 TO HERCULES. WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS.
bojan looks absolutly depressed on the bench.
i have stopped commenting because i'm too angry to do so.
and now my father is here to bother me, knowing NOTHING about football. i want him to go away and for me to grieve in piece.
pique is bleeding. everywhere
his face is covered in blood. everywhere. his head... leaking blood everywhere... face... covered in blood.
he's off to the sidelines.
he comes back on. WHAT!
4 minutes stoppage time.
what a waste.
2 - 0 hercules.
barcelona 73% posession. what is this. shit.
what is this. mother fucking sons of bitches lost to fucking bollocks hercules.
whatever. huge waste of my time.
camp nou is a place of moruning tonight, mourning of the pride which the cules once had for their home team. i don't understand what happend tonight. i dont really want to.
that's it. it's one depressing night for one who has waited all week for this game.
i have lost faith in barcelona... don't know if i should passionately support them at the risk of my own pride and feelings. am i being melodramatic? probably. don't care.
no one reads this blog.