Saturday, October 30, 2010

Barcelona Sevilla


So i was going to not blog this because it's 4 am and i'd hiked about 30km in the last 3 days.
i also came out 10 minutes late because i accidently set my alarm for 3.45 pm instead of am.
so when i got out it was 10 minutes in and leo messi had already scored from 3 minutes.
the score was then 1 - 0.
i would say now that sevilla are playing defensively.
at 23 minutes something amazing happend: david villa scored. finally. what a beautiful goal!
i don't understand now why puyol just got booked.
it's unfair because all he did was complain about the seville defence.
and also because he was just back from injury the last thing we want is him sent off with a match ban.
haha the guy said perotti liked CIS the tv show. idiot, it's CSI.
couple of shots blocked now.
damn messi over the bar after an amazing run.
haha david villa is literally kicked in the arse.
dear oh dear xavi is hit in the achilies heel. i say that because he has a permanant condition there. so it's a bit worrying.
david villa is blocked off after barcelona retain posession for what seemed like about 5 minutes. i thought it was incredible.
Leo messi looks like he's taking the free kick after busquets is fouled. i knew there was something up because he didn't get his ready face on like he normally does. villa takes it and it goes into the wall.
ha! konko is booked for the second time and is sent off!
busquets is down again. i think he's diving a bit. again.
half time.
first half stats are saying no barca offsides! david villa you are killing me!
sometimes when you're watching these games you can really see how PES has made such done such a great job in motion capturing.
you know i reckon if i spoke catalan i could do a pretty good pep impression. mostly because he's so incredibly animated and intense.
oh my fuck. dani alves! goal! what a goal as well! it was pretty... silly actually. sevilla trying to get the ball back to the goal keeper, he intercepts and scores it. i dont think he's happy about it, it's either because its such a weird goal, or because he used to play for sevilla.
what? leo messi lost control of the ball? when did that ever happen...
OMG FUCKING LINESMEN IT WAS ONSIDE in the replay. fuuuuuck. leo messi was meant to score that. i think they both know, because alves looked at messi and he just did the "it's okay" hand gesture.
apparently maradona is 50 today. i would say happy birthday but he pretty much fucked up argentina in the world cup. i still haven't forgiven him for that.
oh my god messi you never cease to impress me. amazing run there.
okay cool bojan is on for pedro and javier mascherano on for xavi.
i'm not complaining because 1.xavi needs to be protected before the champions league and 2. because i'm glad that it isn't villa or messi comming off.
VILLA IS OFFSIDE. damn the man can't go one day without an offside can he.
i'm waiting for bojan to score his first goal of the season.
OH MY GOD MESSI GOAL AGAIN. what is this? it was amazing. he just went through about 4 defenders. you know i thought he'd pass to either bojan or villa but he made the right choice. the man knows his own ability.
puyol is repeatedly beaten on the ground. the linesman is right there why isn't he given the free kick?
puyol is off for adriano! it's never happend before so lets see how it goes. captain armband is given to victor valdes.
haha someone just got slapped in the arse. actually i think he was trying to comfort him for a great clear and it just happend to land on his arse.
villa is offside! told you so...
erm. negredo runs into abidal's head and is on the ground for about a minute. would probably hurt less if abidal had hair.
i hope pique picks up a yellow card so it'll be 5 cards and he can be suspended for getafe, instead of going into next game with the danger of being banned against real madrid.
damn, iniesta should've scored it himself. he needs to be less selfless sometimes.
omg villa so close there. 10 minutes left i think they can and should score another.
adriano with a shot on target and saved pretty quickly.
so a little funny info on martin cacares for sevilla. he's actually on loan from barcelona and apparently wants to come back, he'd been complaining that because guardiola is a catalan coach, both pique and puyol have an advantage in being in the squad. catalan critics just say they're simply better then him. suck it.
villa scores again! good night for him, considering that he hadn't scored in a long time.
almost no stoppage time but it doesn't matter. even though there probably should be.
the final score is 5 - 0. well that was worth waking up at 4 for.
although i must admit barcelona had a bit of an advantage because Jesus Navas from Sevilla is injured and they had to play with 10 men. who cares, we would've won anyway to be honest.
i can see the sunrise. going back to bed. will publish the post tomorrow.

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Barcelona Zaragoza



So i just got back and it is 9 minutes into the game.
actually i thought it started t 11.30, but the local broadcaster lies to me all the time.
pedro's beard making him look more italian than ever.
oh right yeah he's back from injury.
busquests keeps loosing the ball... like he's drunk or something. that's kinda annoying me, just a bit.
dammit, villa is blocked again. he needs to score soon.
dude, messi is comming in with these amazing attemps.
dammit zaragoza have a good keeper.
you know if gerard pique just jumped for a ball it means it's more than 6'4 high.
and i have a feeling it's going to be one of those mallorca/hercules games. like all 11 players in defence from zaragoza. annoying.
dude, the linesmen just called an offside when it really wasn't. fucking shit.
HAHAHA the ref just called a no go for leo messi's free kick, apparently he was moving.
he just did a "huh? not sure what you're talking about" eyebrow raise. it was rather funny looking.
barca has 81% posession and it's still 0 - 0
free kick, like 20 years away, leo messi poor attempt.
villa is denied. again and offside. again.
OH DEAR. pique is injured.
i think he's dislocated his shoulder. lucky it's football.
pedro misses a very good counter attack. dammmiiitt.
pique is firing up asking for a freekick. i dunno if it's a dive or not from sergio busquests.
zaragoza people are diving a lot. annoying shitface.
keita collides with the goalkeeper who does a full backflip... he feels no pain?
pep is looking really crestfallen... like his cat died this morning or something.
LEO MESSI SCORE omg. 1- 0. great counter attack. amazing. loving the messi/villa bromance.
lafeta is diving. annoyence.
Leo messi is fouled.
end of first half.
im rather annoyed because my mother forgot to put the cheese in the fridge for 3 hours.
God it would suck if zaragoza won... they haven't won a single game this season.
Dani Alves is down.... OMG red for zaragoza. he's so pissed off. the commentator is so stupid. he said it was pedro down, even though it was clearly alves who rolled over with the number 2 and his name was waaay to long to be pedro.
he looks like he's been hit in the ear. the red is probably because he didn't even have the ball.
i actually didn't see it til the replay, was mostly concentrating on the ball.
my mother just changed the channel. excellent .
changed back, it's still 1 - 0
shit... villa ran out of space.
thiago is warming up with mascherano.
leo messi goes for goal twice, once after a block. miss. shame.
villa is playing really far back... maybe he knows he can't score.
OMG MESSI. SECOND GOLLLLLL. shit. that was from like 17 yard away. what the hell.
it was from a double deflection. wow. wowowowowow.
i hope thiago is comming on for keita, not iniesta. pep is talking to him.
omg people need to stop killing alves. again. he's basically wrestles.
oh fuck. it is iniesta who comes off. WHY PEP WHY.
whatever, thiago is good as well.
bojan is warming up. he's on for pedro. coolio.
bojan's shot is extra wide.
actually it was deflected extra wide. super powerful though.
haha bojan is pushed down. foul is given. i am happy.
pique with a great challenge.
valdes with an amazing save!
villa is offside again. gosh. annoyence.
bojan is really annoyed because he was the better person to pass to.
6 minutes left. i want to see another goal though.
Villa is denied. i am so annoyed for him.
mascherano is on for busquests.
pique is booked even though the fucking zaragoza dude fired the ball at his arm.
i am fucking annoyed. what the fuck. no justice here.
there's a replay of a zaragoza shot, valdes has leaped at least a metre and a half in the air. looking a bit weird.
GOD THAT WASN"T OFFSIDE THIS LINEMAN IS SO SHIT I HATE HIM WITH ALL MY HEART.
GOD VILLA IS DENIED AGAIN. oh my god.
pep looks like a 5 year old who dropped his ice cream.
FULL TIME. annoyance.
okay done. next game. erm. barcelona..... copa del rey.... tuesday.
well. i don't know if i will watch it, given that it's like the first round. and it's late
i'm not even sure if i get coverage of it. yeah i don't think i'll watch it.
anyway, sevilla in the spanish league next... it's also bloody late so i'll just record it. plus i'm back from my 3 day hike so i will be dead!
okay. that's all for today.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Barcelona V Copenhagen, 1st Leg. - injustice again.


i'm rather worried about tonight's game because firstly it is a very important game, and barcelona's #1 Victor Valdes is off sick.
oh! 4 minutes in and villa goes with a shot on target...
they really have to stop with these attempts, because year by year people are getting to know to play defensively and learning to deny them of chances.
villa offside no.1. i think i'll count them today. because he's rediculous with them.
iniesta is blocked off. what did i say earlier...
i'm kind of glad keita isn't starting. i haven't got anything against him but he's really... not that impressive.
just realised he's the only african by nationality on this side.
alves is in a different coloured pair of boots.
maxwell's shot is saved but messi goes for goal.... he's offside. what a shame.
okay.... well i trailed off for a few minutes because i went to erm... cut my toenails.
anyway, in those few minutes a couple of shots but no goals.
OH LEO MESSI I LOVE YOU. WITH ALL MY HEART. what a goal!
oh dear... from outside the box as well! oh leo messi, what will we do without you.
just... amazing. no smile from him... oh wait there it is. someone with an inflatable banana flalling thing! like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpkJoQUFqXM ..in a barca kit. i want one, where can i buy it?
leo messi's shot gone wide... copenhagan has a man down....
oh dani alves with solid denfence. he's just the everything player... play maker, defender, goal scorer.
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA copenhagen striker stopped half way through is run, he thought he was offside, but he ran from his own half. paranoid bastard. their coach is so pissed off. HAHAHHAHAAHAHA.
HAHA copenhagen initials are FCK.
i really need the bathroom but i've waited all week for this game.
bojan is looking bored as fuck on the bench... next to xavi, who is there "just in case"
david villa scores offside - #2
shame the score should be 3 - 0 by now.
so close! great save though. villa is literally about 8 yards from him. really good save.
what a dive. it's so not a foul. stupid assface.
this is what i hate about football sometimes
i hope pinto never really has to make a save. even though i know he can do it. his performance in the Joan Gamper cup was rather impressive, especially when it ended in penalities and he saved 3.
ball cleared to pinto who controls it with his feet. cool.
iniesta playing out of position. he's in dani alves' spot. referee thinks he's dived. it doesn't look that way. i'm rather annoyed.
shit. another offside goal. pique should really have just scored it himself. messi was offside, who was there to recieve it from pique. he should've just smashed it into the net himself. i'm rather annoyed. and i'm not the only one. Pep is freaking out.
alves is blocked by the keeper. some extreme, and i mean extreme dribbling, it's almost leo messi like.
what? iniesta shoots it way off? i have never... seen... that... before.... or seen him... made... ANY... mistake... ever...
i wonder who will captain the squad when puyol retires... he's 32 now, xavi seems to take up the armband when he's absent. Valdes when they're both away. but i don't see Valdes being a permanant goal keeper. Messi already has the fate of the club in his hands. maybe iniesta. or pique. i dunno.
pique is spinning around like a madman, attacked from both back and forth.
NO extra time in this half? what? the first half finish at 45.05
barcelona 1 - 0 copenhagen.
it really should be 4 - 0 but the offside rule is rather frustrating.
haha fifa 11 commercial. the only one missing in it is messi, always the rebel. PES 2011, Adidas football, always the one who's different to the rest of the sqaud.
to be honest, as a Barca fan, i'm dissatisfied with the score so far.
i feel like two of the disallowed goals are actually legit. and justice has not been served.
david villa is better looking today. maybe it's the light.
second half! good luck barca!!
puyol and pinto have been going back and forth for about 30 seconds straight.
at 3.49 am i am enjoying a cheese sausage.
copenhagen are smore aggresive after the break. i am rather worried.
barcelona people who are hard to please: Pep Guardiola, Leo Messi, David Villa.
Puyol is injured. he's enduring it but he's in pain.
i swear to god if copenhagen equalize i will fucking shame this referee. and the linesmen. because of the "offside" goals.
barcelona need to be more aware of the spaces. in relativity to the pitch not the team. its costing them a lot.
tiredness just hit me like a truck all of a sudden.
there are duck like cries in the audio of this game. i dunno if it came from the players or the audience. players i think.
messi looking absolutly gutted that his shot is off target.
villa is underachiving on the barcelona side. there's no doubt about it now.
the stupid commentator needs to stop complaining about why villa is the only one in the box.
has he not realised that all the forwards of barca are capible of scoring outside it?
i wonder if football to professional players have become more of a performance than a sport. have they lost the inital essence of sport?
whatever, leo messi is on the counter attack but is soon blocked off. his speed however... is rediculous.
FUCK. villa is fouled by two people in the box. referee is a fucking retard. no free kick, no card, no penalty.
hahahahhaaha copenhagen... shooting from 40 yards out.... it's the sort of thing i did on PES before working out the controls.
HAHA miss 5 yards out. Pinto was out after the first touch. hahahaa... fail with an empty goal as well.
xavi and pedro are warming up. pedero better be on for villa. because he's shit today.
grah, saved. david villa is going to freak out. he has not scored for barca in a while.
wait a minute... maxwell is off pedro, and villa is off for xavi... i think they did it wrong way around.
alves stops an equaliser. why are the commentators complaining about him? he's the most expensive defender in La Liga.
1 - 0 is really not a safe score to settle on...
the commentator is saying that ibrah was good for barcelona... what the shiiit?
he also pronounces "jose" wrong. he's not my fav.
oh my god, stop hesistating and missing chances.
why can't they just play with a score like arsenal last night.
who just got carded? i just checked, it was iniesta... i didn't see what was up with that... kicked the ball away in annoyence or something. he never gets booked. but if he gets a double yellow witha match ban we will probably die.
AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH copenhagan coach picks up the ball on pitch. referee has a go at him. HAHAHAHHAA. if only he could book the coach. apparently he was clinically dead for a while...
oh my shit.... 5 minutes and a copenhagan corner...
dear, goal off the post. dani alves, just a fraction off.
oscar wendt has rediculous hair. it makes me want to throw up.
iniesta is off for... keita! DAMMIT!
this game is giving me heart attacks. i can't help but think if the score was 4 - 0 i would be feeling a bit safer. just a tad bit. dammit, 3 minutes extra time. hurry up!
messi. MESSI. MESSI. MESSI. MESSI. GOOOOOOL.
excellent control. i have to give abidal credit with an incredible cross.
FULL TIME!
WIN WIN WIN!!!
i think uefa ought to tally up the points now so i don't have to bother doing it myself. it's 4.40 and i cannot think straight.
Next Barca Liga game is on a sunday night, so DVR replay for me.
Next CL game is the same same on the 2nd of Nov.
MESSIIIIIII. i enjoy that he recently reinforced his everlasting love for barcelona and stating his intention of staying there forever.
full time: 2 - 0, Messi 19', 91' (wow, weird)

Saturday, October 16, 2010

valencia - barca.


so the game kicked off just 5 minutes ago.
slightly worrying for barca, the way they've been playing this year is not enough to win this game
argubly the biggest game of the season so far, valencia having lost no games yet, and barcelona being the last champions of la liga.
it seems barcelona may have to play a defensive game for the first time this season.
velencia starts off strong with a few threats of scoring already.
61% posession for velencia in 8 minutes.
guardiola is not going to be happy if this persists.
i just realised how shit the defence in the midfield is for barcelona.
pique chipps it towards the goal from some 60 yards away... why is the question.
this is rediculous. i've never seen barcelona play so shit before.
this commentator is shit. stop talking about random shit. seriously.
you see this is why i enjoy having spanish commentry, because even if they do go off topic i wouldn't understand it.
pique misses a goal, and ends up offside. impressive attempt though.
at the moment i'm also looking up the rediculous pair of trainers i tried on today. multicoloured shit.
Valdes clears it. why doesn't he just pick it up?
sometimes i hate myself for presuming that barcelona don't score before they attempt to. because i'm always right.
self sacrificing villa tries to cross it to puyol. it becomes a messy attempt and it's all gone to waste. dani alves clasps his hands around his face. what was that.
sometimes i wonder why keita starts these games...
i am wrong about barcelona playing defensively.
in fact they've got defenders quite far up field. fail to me.
xavi goes for goal and misses. it's not a bad shot though. on target as well.
smart move for valencia. their defender kicks the ball at alves' legs with such force that it becomes their throw in.
the last 3 spanish captains are also real madrid captains. that's annoying. not that they're not doing well with this though
oh shit messi is down. he's hit in the face. he's fine. what a strange move. i guess that's what you get for having your face at someone's arm height.
i love that the lineman listens to the player's appeals.
sometimes there's a few players that i really don't see why they're on the starting 11.
jesus EVERYONE is wearing the CTR30 boots in dark blue.
they're the same colour as the barca socks... looks strange.
at the moment i am fucking worried.
oh missed goal by villa! where's your support mate...
commentator needs to stop fucking critisizing barcelona. his incredibly annoying voice is incresingly irratating to me
fuck. valencia score. pabalo hernendez you bastard. i don't blame him actually. it was a good goal. heartbreaking.
see? keita should've got there. WHY IS HE STARTING.
i can't blame valdes either.
i think if barcelona don't win this it might be an indication that villa has made a wrong move to barcelona.
omg almost a second goal for velencia.
holy fuck incredible miss by barca. i want to die.
the valencia coach looks like a dracula.
i think messi has lost his touch. fuck this shit. seriously. i am so. fucking. annoyed. right. now.
4 shots and no goals.
dude what the fuck, hand ball by valencia in the penalty area slips by unnoticed by the referee.
OH SHIT INIESTA. GOAL. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE HIM. INIESTA.
he's... just... fucking... amazing...
good. barcelona picking up the attack. finally.
oh dear alves kicked someone in the chest. but not like the xabi kick in the world cup, not with studs but with a toe.
UH MESSI DIDN"T GOAL FOR GOAL WHEN HE SHOULD'VE. then fouled and shoul've appealed for a penalty. or a free kick. uhh... sometimes i hate that he's this shy nice guy... sometimes it's what seperates him so far from c.ronaldo.
puyol looks injured. i hope it isn't long term. we can't afford another injury. especially from the captain.
Villa is denied by valencia's ancient goalkeep. villa has been denied a lot lately.
i am beginning to doubt the existance of a linesman..
nooo aduriz is on for valencia... he's good!
what!? what goal... i didn't see... shiiit.
YES. PUYOL HEADER. like the world cup!
the commentator called him captain caveman. i think he said "completely fucked valencia on this one" villa with an uneasy smile..
i've stopped blogging because 1. it's getting nowhere. and 2. i'm on skype with my sister.
xavi has subbed off for mascherano
why do they keep getting fouled in the penalty area and not ever getting a free kick or a penalty.
keita off for abidal
oh dear a series of misses. it's really annoying now.
so leo messi gets denied of a goal. offside they say... it was a brillant goal.
okay full time. 2 - 1. not impressive.
i'm actually annoyed.
i'm so asian.