Villarreal Barcelona

I keep ruining my own games by googling the result before i go watch it on my dvr.
anyway i don't have much time so i will be fast forwarding.

1. Iniesta is one of those strange people who would actually look better if he were bald.

2. He's now done 3 amazng runs already, and it's 5 minutes in

3. Oh yeah, Pique is on match ban and milito is injured again from the copa del rey game. So abidal has shifted to the centre back position

4. Barca are literally making goal attempts every minute. I'm not complaining

5. We look like an extremely small (in terms of height) team compared to villarreal.

6. messi what a good header! excellently saved though. why is messi good at heading? he's not exactly the tallest.... I wonder what his goal tally will be at the end of the season... hope he beats cristiano ronaldo. apparently last year ronaldo said "if you look at what the footballers did this season, it's obvious that i have done the most" WHAT?

7. Puyol is pushed off... i think he was dramatizing it a bit. But if it were ronaldo he'd be off in a stretcher.

8. a series of fails at the barcelona goal. but there's no goal.

9. DAVID VILLA SCORES! 21 minutes! what a great goal as well. Camera goes to pique and milito in the stands, both looking delighted. I feel sorry for Valdes, because he only ever gets to celebrate alone. As did Casillas in the World Cup final.

10. Disallowed offside goal from Barca. VILLARREAL GOAL! RIGHT on the counterattack! Guardiloa is appealing for some sort of foul. i'm not seeing it. Nilmars goal celebration is... sucking on his thumb!?

11. Right, Now i see what Guardiola was on about the Villarreal goal. basically he said barca's goal wasn't offside in the first place, and that the counterattack wouldn't have happend anyway. I think he might be right.

12. If i hadn't checked the scores before i would literally be shitting myself. Because the last 2 minutes have been played within aobut 10 meters from the barca goal. Villarreal can't get anywhere from there.

13. Abidal is booked! Villareal taking a free kick from about 18 meters out from the goal. Valdes with a great save.

14. Linesmen calling a wrong offside again. it's starting to piss me off.

15. Messi, Xavi, Busquets, Alves and Pedro are talking to the refs about the offside calls earlier after the final whistle for the first half. They seem too tired to actually put up a fight. SO TECHNICALLY it should be 2 - 0.

16. EW love the way you lie is playing in camp nou! WHYYYYYYY! crowd is not responding, im proud of them.

17. xavi is down... he looks okay now. free kick given.

18. I reckon Villarreal and Barca have compatible styles... this is a really good game.

19. WHY HAS LEO MESSI GOT A GINGER BEARD! i am in serious doubt that he's participating in the movember movement... and the biggest question was why it was ginger, not why it was there.

20. HAHA xavi is running. i guess there's a first for everything.

21. MESSI GOOOOLLLL. WHAT A GOAL IT IS! initially i thought he had hit the side netting. but it was just a crazy angle that he scored for. if it were anyone else it would've gone out. amazing. amazing. he was literally like 2 meters from the goal line!

22. okay... i just fast forwarded a bit and now keita is on, except i have no idea when it happend of who he came on for.

23. Iniesta is down. he better not actually get injured. he's been on every minute of this season of the league i believe.

24. MESSI SCORES. it looked so easy for him. It looks offside. But whatever, it makes up for the one before.
okay that's all the goals. 3 - 1 Barcelona. i have to go.
The chance of barca actually heading the table for the week is very low. it's not like real madrid will lose to Gijon anyway.