Sunday, February 13, 2011

Sporting Gijon Barcelona Part 1


Me and Tishta decided to watch this game together and have an online conversation about the game instead of me just commentating on the game. I have NO idea why she chose to use the name Moctuplet. I am alf obviously. The game started at 3.00 am.

Alf. says: (2:59:46 AM)

IT'S STARTING! oh ew, they're in their green shorts again

Moctuplet says: (3:00:02 AM)

xavi is captain!

Alf. says: (3:00:30 AM)

sporting gijon! david villa started here.

Moctuplet says: (3:00:38 AM)

si! pique is such a giant

Moctuplet says: (3:01:34 AM)

afellay's debut starting in la liga!

Alf. says: (3:01:43 AM)

KICK OFF!

Moctuplet says: (3:02:16 AM)

what do you think the score will be?

Moctuplet says: (3:02:25 AM)

this is my first live match

Alf. says: (3:02:37 AM)

i realised

Alf. says: (3:02:47 AM)

what.... do i think the score... i want to say 2 - 1... i WANT to say that

Moctuplet says: (3:03:15 AM)

but?

Alf. says: (3:03:24 AM)

i think we'll win

Moctuplet says: (3:03:30 AM)

a throw in

Alf. says: (3:03:34 AM)

i don't want to put in a big prediction

Alf. says: (3:03:37 AM)

fail.

Alf. says: (3:03:54 AM)

so tonight busquets, abidal, puyol, and pedro are all off. puyol still injured, xavi is captain.

Moctuplet says: (3:04:34 AM)

and bojan

Moctuplet says: (3:04:39 AM)

ooh shot

Moctuplet says: (3:04:42 AM)

saved

Alf. says: (3:04:47 AM)

from the REGULAR lineup mate. bojan. doesn't. start.

Moctuplet says: (3:05:08 AM)

yes, thank you for making that painfully obvious.

Alf. says: (3:05:10 AM)

gaby milito takes the ball off gijon!

Moctuplet says: (3:06:02 AM)

oooh ball got "nicked" off iniesta. that doesn't happen often

Alf. says: (3:06:04 AM)

i like that milito is finally having a start

Alf. says: (3:06:35 AM)

i don't think gaby milito's challenge was really a penalty

Alf. says: (3:07:15 AM)

dani alves. gerard pique. what were you doing

Moctuplet says: (3:07:26 AM)

that just completely missed alves

Alf. says: (3:07:27 AM)

just standing there waiting for them to give up. CLEAR IT.

Alf. says: (3:07:45 AM)

lucky the shot was over the bar.

Moctuplet says: (3:07:49 AM)

barca corner

Alf. says: (3:08:02 AM)

they're not going to score from it

Moctuplet says: (3:08:14 AM)

it's gone over.

Alf. says: (3:08:23 AM)

tooooold you. milito can't get it on target

Moctuplet says: (3:08:44 AM)

gijon look like candy canes

Alf. says: (3:09:34 AM)

well. in that case. so does athletic bilbao and atletico.

Moctuplet says: (3:09:38 AM)

lio messsiiii. his shot is block.

Alf. says: (3:09:45 AM)

i hate this. Messi taking the corner short.

Moctuplet says: (3:10:03 AM)

they've got multiple players on each forward

Alf. says: (3:10:12 AM)

that's not surprising. teams have learnt to do that against barcelona. but remember dani alves plays up a lot.

Moctuplet says: (3:10:45 AM)

true. and iniesta loses the ball again

Moctuplet says: (3:11:23 AM)

second corner kick for sporting

Alf. says: (3:11:39 AM)

it wasn't close. the commentator said it was close

Moctuplet says: (3:11:54 AM)

it wasn't close at all

Alf. says: (3:12:04 AM)

shot from distance from gijon

Alf. says: (3:12:11 AM)

where's our defence mate.

Moctuplet says: (3:12:11 AM)

pique anger? i would be too

Moctuplet says: (3:12:40 AM)

free kick

Alf. says: (3:12:56 AM)

mascherano fouling, it's not unheard of.

Alf. says: (3:13:10 AM)

this formation is so strange.

Moctuplet says: (3:13:19 AM)

why another free kick?

Alf. says: (3:13:33 AM)

apparently dani alves pushed him

Alf. says: (3:13:59 AM)

i'm not sure what's wrong with the defence today

Moctuplet says: (3:14:06 AM)

no puyi?

Moctuplet says: (3:14:32 AM)

yellow card!

Alf. says: (3:14:32 AM)

no he's been gone for weeks. puyol i mean

Moctuplet says: (3:14:46 AM)

si, that is true

Alf. says: (3:15:29 AM)

barcelona might just be tired from the internationals

Moctuplet says: (3:15:45 AM)

it's possible seeing as more than half the team is on the international side

Moctuplet says: (3:15:52 AM)

i'm glad pique's back's fine

Alf. says: (3:16:37 AM)

they're not concentrating

Alf. says: (3:16:53 AM)

i really wish abidal was on...

Moctuplet says: (3:17:11 AM)

maybe he's the one who's got the fitness issue

Moctuplet says: (3:17:19 AM)

maxwell's not bad

Alf. says: (3:17:39 AM)

OMG

Moctuplet says: (3:17:43 AM)

whhhhhattttt

Alf. says: (3:17:43 AM)

OMG. I JUST. DIED. INSIDE. IM NOT KIDDING

Alf. says: (3:17:59 AM)

oooooooOOOOOOH

Moctuplet says: (3:18:07 AM)

barral goal.

Alf. says: (3:18:23 AM)

against barcelona.

Alf. says: (3:19:17 AM)

shit!

Alf. says: (3:19:22 AM)

they're making a break again!

Moctuplet says: (3:19:25 AM)

YELLOW CARD

Alf. says: (3:19:27 AM)

mascherano is booked!

Moctuplet says: (3:19:29 AM)

bruck

Alf. says: (3:19:30 AM)

oh god.

Moctuplet says: (3:19:30 AM)

:|

Moctuplet says: (3:19:43 AM)

puta madre

Moctuplet says: (3:19:46 AM)

what's going on

Alf. says: (3:20:06 AM)

if this happens every time you watch a game.

Alf. says: (3:20:09 AM)

i will actually... dope you on sleeping pills every match day

Moctuplet says: (3:20:22 AM)

AHAHAHAHA

Alf. says: (3:21:04 AM)

mope.

Alf. says: (3:22:11 AM)

real madrid playing against espanyol tonigh. no. tomorrow night. i lied. i'm so sorry.

Alf. says: (3:25:05 AM)

OMG

Alf. says: (3:25:08 AM)

DID YOU SEE THAT

Moctuplet says: (3:25:12 AM)

I SAW THAT

Alf. says: (3:25:13 AM)

DID YOU SEE WHAT VILLA JUST DID! THAT. WAS HILARIOUS.

Moctuplet says: (3:25:33 AM)

awkward photo

Alf. says: (3:25:35 AM)

he basically rode the guy. and his legs were over the guys head.....


Alf. says: (3:26:12 AM)

ooooooh villa offside

Moctuplet says: (3:26:14 AM)

GAHHHH

Moctuplet says: (3:26:28 AM)

he was not offside!

Alf. says: (3:26:28 AM)

fucker. linesman.

Moctuplet says: (3:27:05 AM)

sporting throw in...

Alf. says: (3:27:18 AM)

why is pep licking his lips so much. does he do that when he's annoyed....

Moctuplet says: (3:27:33 AM)

nervous probably

Alf. says: (3:27:58 AM)

anxious

Alf. says: (3:28:14 AM)

dani alves changes boots every week

Moctuplet says: (3:28:14 AM)

right now i'm very glad that there was no gijon attack

Alf. says: (3:28:28 AM)

is alves not tied to one sponsor?

Moctuplet says: (3:28:31 AM)

his shoes are awesome

Alf. says: (3:29:25 AM)

the tiki taka isn't working today

Moctuplet says: (3:29:29 AM)

Gijon has excellent defense

Alf. says: (3:29:37 AM)

we've lost our magic haven't we.

Moctuplet says: (3:29:54 AM)

we haven't lost our magic

Alf. says: (3:29:59 AM)

yes we have

Moctuplet says: (3:30:00 AM)

the magic gerbil will do something (messi)

Alf. says: (3:30:07 AM)

did you just see that... that was. horrible.

Moctuplet says: (3:30:21 AM)

that was a terrible attempt to score

Alf. says: (3:30:31 AM)

the build-up to the shot was horrible. the shot was horrible.

Alf. says: (3:30:57 AM)

milito is a violent man

Moctuplet says: (3:30:59 AM)

they're falling all over the place

Alf. says: (3:31:21 AM)

oh thank god. pique cleared out.

Moctuplet says: (3:31:55 AM)

another gijon corner. that was wayyy over

Alf. says: (3:32:30 AM)

there. pep just licked his lips for like. 4 times in a row.

Moctuplet says: (3:32:35 AM)

it's like pep's trying to talk to xavi and is being ignored

Alf. says: (3:32:44 AM)

maybe his voice is too soft.

Moctuplet says: (3:32:45 AM)

how cold is it o.o

Moctuplet says: (3:33:12 AM)

8 degrees today

Moctuplet says: (3:33:21 AM)

gahh i have no idea how people play in the cold for so long

Alf. says: (3:33:42 AM)

that's not too cold

Moctuplet says: (3:34:41 AM)

damn

Alf. says: (3:34:49 AM)

INIESTA'S SHOT ON TARGET IS SAVED! NOOOOOOOOO!!

Moctuplet says: (3:34:52 AM)

almost goal... they're hesitating

Alf. says: (3:35:30 AM)

i need a jacket.

Moctuplet says: (3:35:44 AM)

go get one

Alf. says: (3:35:55 AM)

fine

Moctuplet says: (3:35:57 AM)

goal kick

Alf. says: (3:36:00 AM)

i shall run

Moctuplet says: (3:36:17 AM)

runnn like the wind

Alf. says: (3:36:27 AM)

19 seconds

Moctuplet says: (3:36:33 AM)

yellow card?

Alf. says: (3:36:44 AM)

yes

Moctuplet says: (3:36:48 AM)

"he's a professional fouler"

Alf. says: (3:36:57 AM)

so is mascherano

Alf. says: (3:37:15 AM)

like busquets and cristiano are porfessional divers

Alf. says: (3:37:24 AM)

and bosingwa from chelsea has a professional monobrow

Moctuplet says: (3:37:55 AM)

concentrate on the game you derp

Alf. says: (3:38:01 AM)

im annoyed. that's why i'm talking about other things

Moctuplet says: (3:38:42 AM)

i don't like Gijon. like. the word.

Alf. says: (3:39:04 AM)

BARCELONA ARE LOSING. FC BARCELONA ARE LOSING. LIONEL MESSI IS LOSING. PEP GUARDIOLA'S MEN ARE LOSING. WE ARE LOSING.

Moctuplet says: (3:39:15 AM)

SHUT YOOOOO MOUTH

Alf. says: (3:39:21 AM)

WE ARE GOING TO LOSE. FC BARCELONA ARE GOING TO LOSE.

Moctuplet says: (3:39:28 AM)

pique is quite pink tonight

Alf. says: (3:39:38 AM)

GERARD PIQUE WILL LOSE.

Moctuplet says: (3:39:46 AM)

you are such a pessimist

Moctuplet says: (3:39:52 AM)

villlaaaaaaa

Alf. says: (3:39:58 AM)

DAVID VILLA IS DOWN. AND LOSING.

Moctuplet says: (3:40:02 AM)

medics are on. that looked paiiinful

Alf. says: (3:40:40 AM)

oh good lord.

Moctuplet says: (3:40:49 AM)

butt on face

Alf. says: (3:40:52 AM)

WHAT. HOW WAS THAT A VILLA FOUL. HE WAS LATE TACKLED.

Alf. says: (3:41:30 AM)

it was given to gijon

Moctuplet says: (3:41:38 AM)

puta.

Alf. says: (3:41:59 AM)

BARCELONA LOSING.

Moctuplet says: (3:42:07 AM)

OH MY GOD SHUT UP

Alf. says: (3:42:08 AM)

my grammar is excellant. i know.

Moctuplet says: (3:42:18 AM)

so is your spelling

Moctuplet says: (3:42:21 AM)

"excellant"

Alf. says: (3:42:26 AM)

go. away.

Moctuplet says: (3:42:53 AM)

someone make the commentator shut up

Moctuplet says: (3:43:35 AM)

your mom is losing.

Alf. says: (3:43:44 AM)

your mom is losing me.

Moctuplet says: (3:43:56 AM)

o.o how do barca have 69% posession

Moctuplet says: (3:44:48 AM)

they'll probably do something about defense at half time. put abidal on?

Alf. says: (3:45:04 AM)

and or busquets.

Moctuplet says: (3:45:36 AM)

afellay yellow

Moctuplet says: (3:46:07 AM)

busquets is good

Moctuplet says: (3:46:14 AM)

i have faith in busquets and abidal

Alf. says: (3:46:15 AM)

i hate his diving though

Alf. says: (3:46:28 AM)

my faith is in realism.

Alf. says: (3:46:37 AM)

and the reality. is that. we. are. LOSING.

Moctuplet says: (3:47:12 AM)

free kick

Alf. says: (3:47:12 AM)

i'm not quite sure why there's a chinese ad on the barrier.

Moctuplet says: (3:47:19 AM)

o.o iniesta ankle

Alf. says: (3:47:30 AM)

he's back on his feet. limping though. we can't afford to lose him

Moctuplet says: (3:47:47 AM)

fruck

Alf. says: (3:47:55 AM)

or we will actually lose. the. league.

Alf. says: (3:47:57 AM)

don't go....

Moctuplet says: (3:48:03 AM)

half time

Alf. says: (3:48:08 AM)

pique looks like he might

Moctuplet says: (3:48:15 AM)

stab someone

Alf. says: (3:48:15 AM)

im not quite sure. no. he looks like when he gets in there he'll shout at everyone in catalan and afellay will be like whaat....

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