Me and Tishta decided to watch this game together and have an online conversation about the game instead of me just commentating on the game. I have NO idea why she chose to use the name Moctuplet. I am alf obviously. The game started at 3.00 am.
Alf. says: (2:59:46 AM)
IT'S STARTING! oh ew, they're in their green shorts again
Moctuplet says: (3:00:02 AM)
xavi is captain!
Alf. says: (3:00:30 AM)
sporting gijon! david villa started here.
Moctuplet says: (3:00:38 AM)
si! pique is such a giant
Moctuplet says: (3:01:34 AM)
afellay's debut starting in la liga!
Alf. says: (3:01:43 AM)
KICK OFF!
Moctuplet says: (3:02:16 AM)
what do you think the score will be?
Moctuplet says: (3:02:25 AM)
this is my first live match
Alf. says: (3:02:37 AM)
i realised
Alf. says: (3:02:47 AM)
what.... do i think the score... i want to say 2 - 1... i WANT to say that
Moctuplet says: (3:03:15 AM)
but?
Alf. says: (3:03:24 AM)
i think we'll win
Moctuplet says: (3:03:30 AM)
a throw in
Alf. says: (3:03:34 AM)
i don't want to put in a big prediction
Alf. says: (3:03:37 AM)
fail.
Alf. says: (3:03:54 AM)
so tonight busquets, abidal, puyol, and pedro are all off. puyol still injured, xavi is captain.
Moctuplet says: (3:04:34 AM)
and bojan
Moctuplet says: (3:04:39 AM)ooh shot
Moctuplet says: (3:04:42 AM)
saved
Alf. says: (3:04:47 AM)
from the REGULAR lineup mate. bojan. doesn't. start.
Moctuplet says: (3:05:08 AM)
yes, thank you for making that painfully obvious.
Alf. says: (3:05:10 AM)
gaby milito takes the ball off gijon!
Moctuplet says: (3:06:02 AM)
oooh ball got "nicked" off iniesta. that doesn't happen often
Alf. says: (3:06:04 AM)
i like that milito is finally having a start
Alf. says: (3:06:35 AM)
i don't think gaby milito's challenge was really a penalty
Alf. says: (3:07:15 AM)
dani alves. gerard pique. what were you doing
Moctuplet says: (3:07:26 AM)
that just completely missed alves
Alf. says: (3:07:27 AM)
just standing there waiting for them to give up. CLEAR IT.
Alf. says: (3:07:45 AM)
lucky the shot was over the bar.
Moctuplet says: (3:07:49 AM)
barca corner
Alf. says: (3:08:02 AM)
they're not going to score from it
Moctuplet says: (3:08:14 AM)
it's gone over.
Alf. says: (3:08:23 AM)
tooooold you. milito can't get it on target
Moctuplet says: (3:08:44 AM)
gijon look like candy canes
Alf. says: (3:09:34 AM)
well. in that case. so does athletic bilbao and atletico.
Moctuplet says: (3:09:38 AM)
lio messsiiii. his shot is block.
Alf. says: (3:09:45 AM)
i hate this. Messi taking the corner short.
Moctuplet says: (3:10:03 AM)
they've got multiple players on each forward
Alf. says: (3:10:12 AM)
that's not surprising. teams have learnt to do that against barcelona. but remember dani alves plays up a lot.
Moctuplet says: (3:10:45 AM)
true. and iniesta loses the ball again
Moctuplet says: (3:11:23 AM)
second corner kick for sporting
Alf. says: (3:11:39 AM)
it wasn't close. the commentator said it was close
Moctuplet says: (3:11:54 AM)
it wasn't close at all
Alf. says: (3:12:04 AM)
shot from distance from gijon
Alf. says: (3:12:11 AM)
where's our defence mate.
Moctuplet says: (3:12:11 AM)
pique anger? i would be too
Moctuplet says: (3:12:40 AM)
free kick
Alf. says: (3:12:56 AM)
mascherano fouling, it's not unheard of.
Alf. says: (3:13:10 AM)
this formation is so strange.
Moctuplet says: (3:13:19 AM)
why another free kick?
Alf. says: (3:13:33 AM)
apparently dani alves pushed him
Alf. says: (3:13:59 AM)
i'm not sure what's wrong with the defence today
Moctuplet says: (3:14:06 AM)
no puyi?
Moctuplet says: (3:14:32 AM)
yellow card!
Alf. says: (3:14:32 AM)
no he's been gone for weeks. puyol i mean
Moctuplet says: (3:14:46 AM)
si, that is true
Alf. says: (3:15:29 AM)
barcelona might just be tired from the internationals
Moctuplet says: (3:15:45 AM)
it's possible seeing as more than half the team is on the international side
Moctuplet says: (3:15:52 AM)
i'm glad pique's back's fine
Alf. says: (3:16:37 AM)
they're not concentrating
Alf. says: (3:16:53 AM)
i really wish abidal was on...
Moctuplet says: (3:17:11 AM)
maybe he's the one who's got the fitness issue
Moctuplet says: (3:17:19 AM)
maxwell's not bad
Alf. says: (3:17:39 AM)OMG
Moctuplet says: (3:17:43 AM)
whhhhhattttt
Alf. says: (3:17:43 AM)
OMG. I JUST. DIED. INSIDE. IM NOT KIDDING
Alf. says: (3:17:59 AM)
oooooooOOOOOOH
Moctuplet says: (3:18:07 AM)
barral goal.
Alf. says: (3:18:23 AM)
against barcelona.
Alf. says: (3:19:17 AM)
shit!
Alf. says: (3:19:22 AM)
they're making a break again!
Moctuplet says: (3:19:25 AM)
YELLOW CARD
Alf. says: (3:19:27 AM)
mascherano is booked!
Moctuplet says: (3:19:29 AM)
bruck
Alf. says: (3:19:30 AM)
oh god.
Moctuplet says: (3:19:30 AM)
:|
Moctuplet says: (3:19:43 AM)
puta madre
Moctuplet says: (3:19:46 AM)
what's going on
Alf. says: (3:20:06 AM)
if this happens every time you watch a game.
Alf. says: (3:20:09 AM)
i will actually... dope you on sleeping pills every match day
Moctuplet says: (3:20:22 AM)
AHAHAHAHA
Alf. says: (3:21:04 AM)
mope.
Alf. says: (3:22:11 AM)
real madrid playing against espanyol tonigh. no. tomorrow night. i lied. i'm so sorry.
Alf. says: (3:25:05 AM)
OMG
Alf. says: (3:25:08 AM)
DID YOU SEE THAT
Moctuplet says: (3:25:12 AM)
I SAW THAT
Alf. says: (3:25:13 AM)
DID YOU SEE WHAT VILLA JUST DID! THAT. WAS HILARIOUS.
Moctuplet says: (3:25:33 AM)
awkward photo
Alf. says: (3:25:35 AM)
he basically rode the guy. and his legs were over the guys head.....
Alf. says: (3:26:12 AM)
ooooooh villa offside
Moctuplet says: (3:26:14 AM)
GAHHHH
Moctuplet says: (3:26:28 AM)
he was not offside!
Alf. says: (3:26:28 AM)
fucker. linesman.
Moctuplet says: (3:27:05 AM)
sporting throw in...
Alf. says: (3:27:18 AM)
why is pep licking his lips so much. does he do that when he's annoyed....
Moctuplet says: (3:27:33 AM)
nervous probably
Alf. says: (3:27:58 AM)
anxious
Alf. says: (3:28:14 AM)
dani alves changes boots every week
Moctuplet says: (3:28:14 AM)
right now i'm very glad that there was no gijon attack
Alf. says: (3:28:28 AM)
is alves not tied to one sponsor?
Moctuplet says: (3:28:31 AM)
his shoes are awesome
Alf. says: (3:29:25 AM)
the tiki taka isn't working today
Moctuplet says: (3:29:29 AM)
Gijon has excellent defense
Alf. says: (3:29:37 AM)
we've lost our magic haven't we.
Moctuplet says: (3:29:54 AM)
we haven't lost our magic
Alf. says: (3:29:59 AM)
yes we have
Moctuplet says: (3:30:00 AM)
the magic gerbil will do something (messi)
Alf. says: (3:30:07 AM)
did you just see that... that was. horrible.
Moctuplet says: (3:30:21 AM)
that was a terrible attempt to score
Alf. says: (3:30:31 AM)
the build-up to the shot was horrible. the shot was horrible.
Alf. says: (3:30:57 AM)
milito is a violent man
Moctuplet says: (3:30:59 AM)
they're falling all over the place
Alf. says: (3:31:21 AM)
oh thank god. pique cleared out.
Moctuplet says: (3:31:55 AM)another gijon corner. that was wayyy over
Alf. says: (3:32:30 AM)
there. pep just licked his lips for like. 4 times in a row.
Moctuplet says: (3:32:35 AM)
it's like pep's trying to talk to xavi and is being ignored
Alf. says: (3:32:44 AM)
maybe his voice is too soft.
Moctuplet says: (3:32:45 AM)
how cold is it o.o
Moctuplet says: (3:33:12 AM)
8 degrees today
Moctuplet says: (3:33:21 AM)
gahh i have no idea how people play in the cold for so long
Alf. says: (3:33:42 AM)
that's not too cold
Moctuplet says: (3:34:41 AM)
damn
Alf. says: (3:34:49 AM)
INIESTA'S SHOT ON TARGET IS SAVED! NOOOOOOOOO!!
Moctuplet says: (3:34:52 AM)
almost goal... they're hesitating
Alf. says: (3:35:30 AM)
i need a jacket.
Moctuplet says: (3:35:44 AM)
go get one
Alf. says: (3:35:55 AM)
fine
Moctuplet says: (3:35:57 AM)
goal kick
Alf. says: (3:36:00 AM)
i shall run
Moctuplet says: (3:36:17 AM)
runnn like the wind
Alf. says: (3:36:27 AM)
19 seconds
Moctuplet says: (3:36:33 AM)
yellow card?
Alf. says: (3:36:44 AM)
yes
Moctuplet says: (3:36:48 AM)
"he's a professional fouler"
Alf. says: (3:36:57 AM)
so is mascherano
Alf. says: (3:37:15 AM)
like busquets and cristiano are porfessional divers
Alf. says: (3:37:24 AM)
and bosingwa from chelsea has a professional monobrow
Moctuplet says: (3:37:55 AM)
concentrate on the game you derp
Alf. says: (3:38:01 AM)
im annoyed. that's why i'm talking about other things
Moctuplet says: (3:38:42 AM)
i don't like Gijon. like. the word.
Alf. says: (3:39:04 AM)
BARCELONA ARE LOSING. FC BARCELONA ARE LOSING. LIONEL MESSI IS LOSING. PEP GUARDIOLA'S MEN ARE LOSING. WE ARE LOSING.
Moctuplet says: (3:39:15 AM)
SHUT YOOOOO MOUTH
Alf. says: (3:39:21 AM)
WE ARE GOING TO LOSE. FC BARCELONA ARE GOING TO LOSE.
Moctuplet says: (3:39:28 AM)
pique is quite pink tonight
Alf. says: (3:39:38 AM)
GERARD PIQUE WILL LOSE.
Moctuplet says: (3:39:46 AM)
you are such a pessimist
Moctuplet says: (3:39:52 AM)
villlaaaaaaa
Alf. says: (3:39:58 AM)
DAVID VILLA IS DOWN. AND LOSING.
Moctuplet says: (3:40:02 AM)
medics are on. that looked paiiinful
Alf. says: (3:40:40 AM)
oh good lord.
Moctuplet says: (3:40:49 AM)
butt on face
Alf. says: (3:40:52 AM)
WHAT. HOW WAS THAT A VILLA FOUL. HE WAS LATE TACKLED.
Alf. says: (3:41:30 AM)
it was given to gijon
Moctuplet says: (3:41:38 AM)
puta.
Alf. says: (3:41:59 AM)
BARCELONA LOSING.
Moctuplet says: (3:42:07 AM)
OH MY GOD SHUT UP
Alf. says: (3:42:08 AM)
my grammar is excellant. i know.
Moctuplet says: (3:42:18 AM)
so is your spelling
Moctuplet says: (3:42:21 AM)
"excellant"
Alf. says: (3:42:26 AM)
go. away.
Moctuplet says: (3:42:53 AM)
someone make the commentator shut up
Moctuplet says: (3:43:35 AM)
your mom is losing.
Alf. says: (3:43:44 AM)
your mom is losing me.
Moctuplet says: (3:43:56 AM)
o.o how do barca have 69% posession
Moctuplet says: (3:44:48 AM)
they'll probably do something about defense at half time. put abidal on?
Alf. says: (3:45:04 AM)
and or busquets.
Moctuplet says: (3:45:36 AM)
afellay yellow
Moctuplet says: (3:46:07 AM)
busquets is good
Moctuplet says: (3:46:14 AM)
i have faith in busquets and abidal
Alf. says: (3:46:15 AM)
i hate his diving though
Alf. says: (3:46:28 AM)
my faith is in realism.
Alf. says: (3:46:37 AM)
and the reality. is that. we. are. LOSING.
Moctuplet says: (3:47:12 AM)
free kick
Alf. says: (3:47:12 AM)
i'm not quite sure why there's a chinese ad on the barrier.
Moctuplet says: (3:47:19 AM)
o.o iniesta ankle
Alf. says: (3:47:30 AM)
he's back on his feet. limping though. we can't afford to lose him
Moctuplet says: (3:47:47 AM)
fruck
Alf. says: (3:47:55 AM)
or we will actually lose. the. league.
Alf. says: (3:47:57 AM)
don't go....
Moctuplet says: (3:48:03 AM)
half time
Alf. says: (3:48:08 AM)
pique looks like he might
Moctuplet says: (3:48:15 AM)
stab someone
Alf. says: (3:48:15 AM)
im not quite sure. no. he looks like when he gets in there he'll shout at everyone in catalan and afellay will be like whaat....
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