Barcelona V Sporting 55 min -

I'm blogging all this from my new macbook pro. it feels amazing.
so it seems i've been a bit lazy lately and not watching full games.
i'm blogging this from 55 minutes onwards because that's when i switched on the game. the score is 1 - 0 to barca!
actually i just got back and realised it was on tonight
so barca playing without messi. it's okay i have faith in them.
Bojan is having some impressive skill there... it's a shame he doesn't score.
he's an excellent dribbler... i wonder if he'd do better in midfield.
yeah... i'm not all sobery right now... kinda out of it.
pique clearing balls with great ease. he's really one of the best defenders in the world.
30 minutes left and i'm itching to go take a shower and sleep.
it's 3 am and i haven't slept much lately.
oh xavi with failed goal attempts... i think he can just accept the fact that he's a play maker, and that he's standing waaay to far away to score.
now my head hurts...
guardiola seems pissed off... the man is never happy. but better than jose mourino. he doesn't even respond when his team scores.
apparently the turf is shitballs. there's bits with updug grass.
Leo Messi watching from the stands... he looks bored or upset... i feel sorry for him.
his injury was not worth it.
I think this would be the best oppertunity for Bojan to prove himself. Instead of comming on as a sub he might actually make the starting squad sometimes.
Bojan with a obvious dive...
What? why is mascherano comming on for bojan! isn't he a defender and bojan a striker?
David Villa elbowed in the chest... looks painful. i thought it was a dive at first til the replay.
The way Barca are playing they should've scored more goals by now
Milito booked for late challenge... if his hair wasn't so horrible he'd be good looking
Fuck i'm exhuasted. i hope i don't fall asleep.
OH what a shame of a miss from alves... would've been a stunning goal.
10 minutes left... i am going to pass out.
xavi with a shit pass... the commentator keeps mixing him up with xabi alonso. idiot.
xavi is kinda shit today... he keeps giving it away...
i need barca to score another one to feel safe...
David Villa with a near goal again.
Pique with an amazing clearence...
He fends off a few but i don't really see what was wrong with it... it's a free kick for sporting.
Man, 89 minutes and a corner, i'm fucking scared.
Pique yellow carded again!
Messi is annoyed.
FUCK free kick. this is fucked up. i'm fucking scared. am literally shaking.
oh thank jesus... valdez gets a firm hold on the ball.
40 seconds... come on! ho shit pique clears again. fuck. fuck. so scared.
FINAL WHISTLE. OMG. THANK JESUS.
oh good good good! real madrid is still ahead though.
Good thing is that this shows Barcelona isn't all messi!
okay me esta fucking tired. going to sleep.
Oh i just read on the FC Barcelona website that there was not one shot on target from sporting.
Looking at the stats of the game sporting played shit. Xavi completed 122 passes and none of the sporting players had more than 30 passes.
Bilbao V Barcelona this weekend. I shall be camping on an island...so no blog, or late replay blog.

Barcelona V Hercules

So Javier Mascherano's debut.
Barcelona against the newly promoted Hercules from the second division in spain.
For some reason this week ronaldo will be playing for Madrid, I say for some reason because 2 weeks ago they annouced he would be out for about a month after an ankle injury. what now?
The camera focuses on Leo Messi in the tunnel, clearly zoned out and chewing gum. he doesn't seem nervous.
Valdez with the captain's armband.
the game kicks off.
why is pique in a long sleeved shirt? isn't it boiling out...
puyol is apparently unable to appear in this game due to injury.
mascherano first touches of the ball in the barca shirt, not bad.
ball just skipping around the backline of barcelona.
Keita skipping around with the ball a bit.
Messi takes a shot right at the keeper, unchallenging save.
Bojan comes close to scoring his first goal of the season but shoots it wide.
Throw in taken by messi and villa heads it over the crossbar.
oh villa and his amazing heel flicks. just incredible.
personally 15 minutes in I thought barca would've scored by now. dissapointing.
OH MESSI WITH AN AMAZING RUN. GOT PAST SOME 3 DEFENDERS.
shame there was no support from his fellow team mates.
why the fuck didn't they put Dani Alves on?
Mascherano Yellow Carded. already? first game for barcelona, let's hope it doesn't go down like Joe Cole's debut for liverpool.
Commentator with a rediculous speed talking on messi's run.
WHAT THE FUCK HERCULES GOAL. FUCKING. WHAT. THE SHIT. NELSON VALDEZ.
barcelona getting owned by the newly promoted hercules. what the fuck is going on.
Last Season Barcelona won the liga, hercules was 2nd in the second division. what has the world come to. gravity might as well just dissapear now.
PIQUE almost scores. god would've been fucking impressive. he looks injured, in pain. he stays on.
Hercules players need to all stop diving.
How shameful is this! how can barcelona be behind on the scoresheet. what the fuck. fuck. fuck.
Couple of attempts from Barca, no sucess. Pique goes for goal again. so close. so fucking close.
Wouldn't it be nice to hear what Guardiola has to say at half time. he's going to fucking explode.
and pique over the bar again! FOR GOD SAKES SOMEONE SCORE.
Villa needs to stop arguing with the ref before he get in trouble. even if he didn't do anything in the first place.
Adriano diving after being slapped in the face. Messi is headbutting. Pique shouting at someone. Lots of shoving around. fucking. hell. what is this.
Adriano booked by the Ref
One minute before guardiola kills the team at half time.
One minute extra time? seems little considering the drama.
FUCK WHAT IS THIS. HALF TIME AND BARCELONA IS FUCKING LOOSING. WHAT THE SHIT. IS THIS. OH MY GOD.
2nd Half.
Xavi is here to save the day? let's hope so.
pedro passes to xavi who shoots it wide. he's so pissed off. but so am i.
fuck here comes like 15 oppertunites that were missed by barca.
Pedro is running around like a dog because they keep passing it over him.
FUCKING
NELSON
VALDEZ
FUCK
2 - 0 TO HERCULES. WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS.
bojan looks absolutly depressed on the bench.
i have stopped commenting because i'm too angry to do so.
and now my father is here to bother me, knowing NOTHING about football. i want him to go away and for me to grieve in piece.
pique is bleeding. everywhere
his face is covered in blood. everywhere. his head... leaking blood everywhere... face... covered in blood.
he's off to the sidelines.
he comes back on. WHAT!
4 minutes stoppage time.
what a waste.
2 - 0 hercules.
barcelona 73% posession. what is this. shit.
what is this. mother fucking sons of bitches lost to fucking bollocks hercules.
whatever. huge waste of my time.
camp nou is a place of moruning tonight, mourning of the pride which the cules once had for their home team. i don't understand what happend tonight. i dont really want to.
that's it. it's one depressing night for one who has waited all week for this game.
i have lost faith in barcelona... don't know if i should passionately support them at the risk of my own pride and feelings. am i being melodramatic? probably. don't care.
no one reads this blog.