Monday, November 29, 2010

EL CLASICO!!!!!


okay so my annoying friend ruined the game for me.
but it's the BIGGEST GAME OMG!
either way, ruined or not i heard it was the best clasico in a while and am SO excited to watch it.
KICK OFF!
14s in and ronaldo has already dived!
a few oppertunities with the ball in the area but no real attempt yet.
Hand ball from Pedro.
The camp nou is in chants: "boti boti boti madridista qui no boti" consequently my favourite chant from us.
Valdes witha good save blocking a cross from ronaldo.
He is taken down by pique who has run into his head.
Pinto warming up in case anything happens to Valdes.
oh my god WHAT! messi with an amazing run. people are argueing that it went out.
The corner is taken and messi's shot hits the post!
Madrid has some really annoying defence tatics. they just keep kicking it out of play.
Ronaldo with some crazy as skill on the ball. he looks like a puppet or something. could be a new dance move.
XAVI GOAL!!! OMG WHAT I DIDN"T SEE IT! REWINDING.... whoops over did it...
OMG FUCK THAT"S A BEAUTIFUL GOAL! the ball flips on from iniesta and xavi plays it past with crazy control! 10 minutes in and we're in the lead!
Di Maria going for goal! saved by victor valdes. good save!
Ozil takes the corner... he hasn't really made an impression this game until now... Ramos with a failed header...
Benzema is blocked bu Valdes and Abidal! it's out for a madrid corner.. another failed header from ramos!
I love that barca are just passing around to mind madrid up... OMG PEDRO! GOALLLLLL!
2 - 0 ! 17 minutes in! I think they just caught madrid off guard. WHAT A GREAT CROSS FROM VILLA AND GREAT FINISH FROM PEDRO. ramos and casillas were caught off guard.
Villa with one of his many offsides...
Xabi Alonso takes a free kick... ginger beard in the close up... Benzema with a failed cross.
Ramos is freaking out. He's talking to the ref, asking for a free kick.
Guardiola is shouting again... "yes we're winning 2 - 0, but i can never be satisfied!".... I love guardiola.
Barca just won 4 consecutive headers. amazing.
Ahhhh Pedro bailed on his one on one with Casillas with a chance of a shot.... i guess he got intimidated.
I hope the rain gets hard enough for us to see ronaldo's hair flop...
HAHAHHAA THEY JUST DID A SPLIT SCREEN OF THE COACHES ON THE SECOND GOAL.
dude fuck some fight is getting on...
Valdes has left his box, pique is fired up. OHHHH
ronaldo pushed guardiola on the chest. but it was disrespect. i think i would freak out if i was there... the man is looking like he's done nothing wrong. he's just smiling. Valdes is carded for taking the 50 yard run to shout at ronaldo, and ronaldo is also carded. What's strange is that pique is the one trying to calm them down, yet he's normally the one that causes trouble.
Villa is carded for pushing Khedira. Ronaldo with a free kick some 30 yards out. the barca fans are going crazy. He goes for goal! the shot is wide!
Pepe is carded for lashing across Messi's neck with his hand...
Villa is offside... the second time on my count. Xabi with am amazing pass... but the ball is cleared by puyol. Corner is blocked.
Ronaldo is blocked by Valdes. He asked for a penalty... a goal kick is given... ownage.
What a Jedi run from Messi, but the shot is wide. his hair is getting to an annoying length now.
Messi is taken down... no foul.
Di Maria and Busquest both diving... ronaldo takes a shot from distance... Easy save for Valdes.
MESSI IS ELBOWED IN THE FACE BY CARVALIO! OH WAIT NO. MESSI HAS DIVED. WHAT!. well, actually he just exaggerated a bit... he was just swept in the face... messi is booked.
...oh the commentator is so confusing....
-------HALF TIME------- 2 - 0 to Barca.... couldn't have asked for more...
It's been a violent and intresting half. What a great game so far...
i'm laughing now because the stats say barca had 61% of the posession in the first half...
The Channel switched back to the pitch to early... they're just playing a compliation of the fails and coaches' reactions... waste of advertising time...
Marcelo's cross is stopped by Valdes.
UH MESSI HOLDS ON THE THE BALL WHEN VILLA WAS COMPLETELY FREE. WHY MESSI. WHY!
Xabi alonso is booked. that's two late challenges in 2 minutes.
damn, xavi was challenged by khedira... could've been a second goal for him. it was close...
It seems madrid has stepped up a bit since half time... finally finding their usual form...
VILLA GOAL No. 3!!!! what a goal! messi in assist! Alonso is so annoyed! i love alonso, and as much as i hate to see him frustrated i am delighted that Villa has scored his first clasico goal!
OMG FUCKING GOD VILLA SCORES AGAIN! 4 - 0 WHAT IS THIS AMAZING NIGHT! VILLA!!!!!!! That was about 2 minutes after his first! AMAZINGG! and his play against his spanish captain was such an amazing one... can't believe i ever doubted this man...
the commentator is saying that "if ronaldo had any fans before this game, the might have lost them all... " do they exist? catalan ronaldo fans? such a creature is hard to imagine.
OHO almost a goal from behind the half way line. sergio busquets' shot just over the crossbar. not a bad effort considering the distance.
Messi with a few other Jedi runs.
Carvalio is booked for deliberate handball.
i'm still waiting for the violence that i was told of.
Villa is taken down by serigo ramos! Ramos is booked. he just kicks him in the back of the knee!
Khedira is booked for a late challenge! HAHA Real Madrid have 9 yellow cards!
Villa is off for Bojan! what a great night Villa has had...
Bojan's first touch is at crazy speed but he lose his balance and his second shot is straight at casillas!
HAHA Ronaldo trying to call for a corner when it's actually a goal kick... the fans are all giving him the finger! I love this! Spanish football at its best.
Casillas looks like he's about to cry. I feel sorry for him, he's such an amazing keeper and it's not his fault.
Pedro is brought down. for some strange reason xavi is doing the medical on him. where is the physio team... fail...
Puyol is injured... something up with his ankle.
Keita is on for Xavi. Pedro for Jeffern. Oh i don't like Jeffern.
HAHA as soon as ronaldo gets near the stands all the boos roar up. amazing.
Jeffern GOAL! 5 - 0 from a cross from Bojan! doesn't change my views about him. But it was STILL an amazing goal.
alright a fight is comming up. ramos red carded for a foul on messi. omg it finally happend. was waiting all game for this. Casillas the captain tries to settle things. Messi is injured. Let's lookn at the replay. He first kicks Leo Messi, then pushes Puyol in the face, that Xavi comes down from the stands and he ramos pushes him as well. what a riot. that's what i was waiting for. Casillas is shouting at Pique. It's hard to believe they're a team in the national team. they seem to HATE each other! i'm sure it all stays on the pitch though. I can't wait to see what the real madrid website has to say about this. they normally have some cocky slogan after each game.
What a great game and amazing night it has been. and as they walk off the pitch it becomes apparent that messi is incredibly short. Shame he didn't score tonight. He's had a great game. Hope the injury isn't long lasting.

Gah, amazing victory. Barca is also at the top of the league now. what a game! and what a riot it was as well. AND WHAT A MIDDLE FINGER THIS HAS BEEN TO REAL MADRID. YEAH. IN YOUR FACE.
Well, that's it for now. It's been amazing football all the way.

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Barcelona Panathinaikos - lazy post

So basically i didn't have time to watch the game because i have a massive amount of work to do.
and i just watched the highlights.
But the good news is i learnt how to pronounce panathinaikos.

Pedro's first goal was excellent. Great corner delivery, great assist from Alves, and great timing. I would say almost perfect.

What's weird is that all the players on the subs bench with the exception of sergio busquets have white studs.

The second goal by Leo messi is also quite impressive. Adriano with a perfect assist. I'm glad that he was given a change to play, he's not normally seeing as much game time as he perhaps should.

Alexandros Tzorvas and Leo messi have a back and forth, in the sense that they'd played each other 3 times in the last few months. Once in the world cup with argentina v greece, where messi capatained, and twice with these two champion league matches. I don't imagine Tzorvas is a huge fan of messi, considering that messi had scored against him 3 times. It must suck to have to be a goal keeper against Leo Messi.

Adriano's shot is saved. What a shame, he is still to have his first goal with FC Barcelona. He's had a great performance in this game though.

Pedro again with another goal! These goals are so typically barca. Outworldly passing with excellent timing leading to beautiful goals. I have no idea why Pedro is rated as a one star player in PES 2010.

And that's all the goals.

So with this win Barcelona has advanced into the next round of the champions league at the top of their group with one game remaining in the group stage. I believe this means their next game is going to be incredibly chilled.
Let's hope they never meet real madrid or inter milan, until they absolutely have to.

el clasico next monday! hopefully i will either be watching it live or have it recorded.

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Almeria Barcelona - hahaha.



So i forgot that my google homepage had football scores on it and accidently saw it before watching my recorded game.
and therefore i KNOW that real madrid is still ahead of barca before the match against the two. which is rather annoying to me.

1. Loving the turquoise away kit! We'd seen it a few times this season before, maybe i should get one for myself.... it's my favourite out of the three. Mint Chocolate Chip coloured.

2. Fontas is in for Pique because apparently he picked up a minor injury against portugal with spain earlier this week, and he's a card away from a match ban, with el clasico around the corner.

3. David Villa's shot is just half a meter wide! this is 2 minutes into the game.

4. Valdes with a very comfortable save. weak attempt.

5. i'm thinking of fast forwarding til the first goal... Gerard Pique is looking bored on the bench.

6. I am hating Xavi's lime green Adidas Predator boots.

7. Right, Alves is wearing a long sleved base layer shirt under his short sleved shirt. not a good look. just wear the long sleeved shirt! actually he's not the only one. i am not liking this.

8. what a goal from messi!

9. just 2 minutes later iniesta with another goal!

10. guardiola is firing up. why? it's 22 minutes in and we're winning 2 - 0.

11. ALMERIA OWN GOAL. from the captain as well! and it wasn't one of those "debatable and accidentally lightly deflected" own goals, he actually, kicked it in. so it's 3 - 0.

12. Fontas isn't the worst looking chap in the world.

13. why is messi taking a corner when xavi is there?

14. easy easy goal for pedro! fontas assist! i did also mention he's a decent footballer didn't i? his assist was from about 50 yards away. amazing that it's both on side and on target.

15. just one minute later messi scores a second! 37 minutes in 5 - 0 to barcelona.

16. half time.

17. Thiago is on for xavi and Keita for iniesta, or keite, as puyol calls him.

18. Thiago with a shot on target. it is saved however. when does he officially get on the first team squad? he's come on like 5 times for them this season. that's more than adriano.

19. Thiago is booked for a late tackle. I don't think he's ever been booked with the first team.

20. Bojan is on for Pedro. Good. Good.

21. fasting forward... nah. i want to watch this. bojan with a good run.

22. Valdes with a great save! it was a great strike as well, just about to curve under the crossbar.

23. GOAL for BOJAN! first goal in la liga! just flicks it past the defence! great solo effort.

24. HAT TRICK for leo messi! ball came of a sloppy save from the goal keeper. 7 - 0, one goal left.

25. Piatti is really pissed off. As i would be if i were losing by 7 goals and kept getting denied of my goals.

26. messi crosses to bojan and it's another goal! this is a good night for bojan. okay. that's all the goals. it is 8 - 0. it looks rediculous. it's kind of funny. i like this.

okay. i'm going to stop watching this now.
im so annoyed that real madrid is still on top of the league after this.
you know they should stop counting penalty goals as goals. because then messi would be ahead of ronaldo on the goal sheet.
right. next game is champions league. i will not be watching it live.

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Villarreal Barcelona


I keep ruining my own games by googling the result before i go watch it on my dvr.
anyway i don't have much time so i will be fast forwarding.

1. Iniesta is one of those strange people who would actually look better if he were bald.

2. He's now done 3 amazng runs already, and it's 5 minutes in

3. Oh yeah, Pique is on match ban and milito is injured again from the copa del rey game. So abidal has shifted to the centre back position

4. Barca are literally making goal attempts every minute. I'm not complaining

5. We look like an extremely small (in terms of height) team compared to villarreal.

6. messi what a good header! excellently saved though. why is messi good at heading? he's not exactly the tallest.... I wonder what his goal tally will be at the end of the season... hope he beats cristiano ronaldo. apparently last year ronaldo said "if you look at what the footballers did this season, it's obvious that i have done the most" WHAT?

7. Puyol is pushed off... i think he was dramatizing it a bit. But if it were ronaldo he'd be off in a stretcher.

8. a series of fails at the barcelona goal. but there's no goal.

9. DAVID VILLA SCORES! 21 minutes! what a great goal as well. Camera goes to pique and milito in the stands, both looking delighted. I feel sorry for Valdes, because he only ever gets to celebrate alone. As did Casillas in the World Cup final.

10. Disallowed offside goal from Barca. VILLARREAL GOAL! RIGHT on the counterattack! Guardiloa is appealing for some sort of foul. i'm not seeing it. Nilmars goal celebration is... sucking on his thumb!?

11. Right, Now i see what Guardiola was on about the Villarreal goal. basically he said barca's goal wasn't offside in the first place, and that the counterattack wouldn't have happend anyway. I think he might be right.

12. If i hadn't checked the scores before i would literally be shitting myself. Because the last 2 minutes have been played within aobut 10 meters from the barca goal. Villarreal can't get anywhere from there.

13. Abidal is booked! Villareal taking a free kick from about 18 meters out from the goal. Valdes with a great save.

14. Linesmen calling a wrong offside again. it's starting to piss me off.

15. Messi, Xavi, Busquets, Alves and Pedro are talking to the refs about the offside calls earlier after the final whistle for the first half. They seem too tired to actually put up a fight. SO TECHNICALLY it should be 2 - 0.

16. EW love the way you lie is playing in camp nou! WHYYYYYYY! crowd is not responding, im proud of them.

17. xavi is down... he looks okay now. free kick given.

18. I reckon Villarreal and Barca have compatible styles... this is a really good game.

19. WHY HAS LEO MESSI GOT A GINGER BEARD! i am in serious doubt that he's participating in the movember movement... and the biggest question was why it was ginger, not why it was there.

20. HAHA xavi is running. i guess there's a first for everything.

21. MESSI GOOOOLLLL. WHAT A GOAL IT IS! initially i thought he had hit the side netting. but it was just a crazy angle that he scored for. if it were anyone else it would've gone out. amazing. amazing. he was literally like 2 meters from the goal line!

22. okay... i just fast forwarded a bit and now keita is on, except i have no idea when it happend of who he came on for.

23. Iniesta is down. he better not actually get injured. he's been on every minute of this season of the league i believe.

24. MESSI SCORES. it looked so easy for him. It looks offside. But whatever, it makes up for the one before.
okay that's all the goals. 3 - 1 Barcelona. i have to go.
The chance of barca actually heading the table for the week is very low. it's not like real madrid will lose to Gijon anyway.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Barcelona Getafe


basically last night i watched the first half and now can't be bothered to rewatch it.
before half time:
1. leo messi and david villa both scored, although they did miss some oppertunities before.

2. they all look rediculous in their hot pink away kits. seriously, no one looks good in those colours.

3. the commentator was quite baised.


4. he also said "other players may have opted to go down but leo messi chose to stay up, not naming any names", and then later he said it was ronaldo who obviously is a cheat and dives all the time. i too admire leo messi's honestly.

5. am rather annoyed at the shit games arsenal have played this week. but am super impressed about the liverpool win.

6. this stadium, alfonso perez, has an old, run down look to it. the lights make the game annoying to watch.

7. i ruined this game for myself by reading the score on the internet.

so this is a pretty slow game so i'm going to skip through some of it.

I think mascherano is doing great so far.
everytime xavi plays now i think he's straining himself. but he thinks he's doing okay so i shall not complain.
messi is denied again with the offside.
skipped to see messi's injury.... what's this....
ouch... looking bad. ew his legs are bruised.
alves with a rediculous attempt at the free kick. shame really.
puyol with a friendly arm around the getafe player who tried to claim an obviously barca throw in.
hahahaha mascherano with a sucessful dive. if it were against barca i would be annoyed.
HAHAHAHHAHAHHA PEDRO WHAT A FLUKE OF A GOAL! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA.
basically, messi intercepts a getafe playing casually passing it to his keeper. and he just flicks it to pedro. and since the keeper had came out for the ball pedro was already in front. and so he just lightly taps it into the net.
whatever, it's a barca goal, it's good.
WAIT WHAT. pique is red carded! WHAT. WHAT!
oh right he handballed. but he's really pissed. like really pissed.
valdes can't save the penalty.
3 - 1
pique is at risk of missing the madrid game again. he better not screw up in the Almeria game, because if he gets a yellow card he will be suspended for el clasico.
if i were guardiola i wouldn't play him that game, i would play milito, and save pique for el clasico.
damn, iniesta's goal is denied by the keeper.
boeteng is booked for the second time and sent off for nailing mascherano. so it's 10 a side now.
you know what? that's all the goals in the game. i don't care anymore.
yeah that's it.
also real madrid beat atletico 2 - 0 in the madrid derby.
so barca is still one point behind.
i'm really annoyed about that.
next week saturday game, against villarreal, shall be a hard game.
so that's it for today.
WTF the pink kit looks orange in the pictures.